Boo Hoo Bitch

May 15, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 15, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Always an excuse, always a back door… amazing how one person can skulk through life without ownership or accountability and even more amazing how many people are willing to enable it – with enough money, I suppose anyone will say anything.

So goes the life of Paris Hilton.

Another legal issue looming over her wonky eye – this time a $10 million libel and slander suit stemming from yet another case of backstabbing karma. Some woman called Zeta Graff is taking Hollywood Ebola to court for allegedly spreading lies about her, calling her a stalker and getting it printed in the NY Post… all because Zeta used to date Paris’s one-time fiancé Paris Latsis. Or something like that. Can’t keep track of all of her squabbles.

Point is – Paris is now getting her ass handed to her for talking sh-t. And the bitch can’t handle it. Which is why her psychiatrist is stepping in on her behalf, claiming that Paris is "distraught and traumatized" as a result of her prison sentence and therefore "given (Hilton"s) current psychological, and emotional state ... (she"s) not capable of any meaningful participation in a trial."

Because regular people don’t suffer through legal battles, right? I mean can you imagine? Can you imagine if every single person going involved in a lawsuit claimed mental stress, can you imagine if each of them had their therapists write them a letter, if they all filed motions to postpone the trial due because they were sad – can you imagine the backlog? Can you imagine the consequences?

But then again, this is Paris Hilton. Everything a rich little bitch experiences has to be the most unique experience ever, right? Please.

Girl needs to suck it up and fast. ‘Cause if she can’t handle Zeta Graff, what of those bulldykes waiting behind bars?

Tmz.com

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