In NYC today for the RedBook"s 2006 Strength & Spirit Awards, encouragingly less penile than we"ve seen her in months…which is a relief, you know? I mean, I love Jada. I love Jada and Will. And it"s one thing to know she keeps a firm grip on his balls… it"s another to think she has a pair of her own, savvy? Full Story

I love football. Clarification: I love American football. I love the simplicity in the US football philosophy: EAT MEAT, RUN HARD, CATCH BALL. It"s a lack of complication I find quite beautiful. As you know, I also love high school. Anything high school works for me. And when you combine football with high school - well, what"s not to love? I watched the premiere of Friday Night Lights last night and I was sold. Full Story

Hello Little Sci!!! She’s pretty cute, isn’t she? Cute enough to get people talking and the midweek hi-jack is well underway. Fresh off the Labour Day lull, Katie Couric started her new job off with a bang, airing exclusive photos from the Vanity Fair photoshoot, depicting the Family Cruise in various states of bliss, with your requisite shot of Katie nuzzling nauseatingly up on her fiancé – an image they insist on throwing at us each and every time we see them. Full Story

It’s been a while since I called her that but I fear that after a healthy break, the foundation problem is upon us once again. What is with the splotchy face anyway? And if her boyfriend is supposedly so “clean living, on the straight and narrow”, as her publicist keeps feeding to the NY gossip columns every other day, why is it that she looks the opposite of fresh? Maybe this will provide some insight: Heard from a lovely gossip who happened to be at the Four Seasons in Wailea last week at the same time Lindsay and Harry were there. Full Story

LOVE it. Wish I owned it. VERY impressed. Full Story

Harry Morton was snapped at Cartier buying what looked to be an engagement ring. As you can imagine, everyone then proceeded to lose their sh*t. Shortly after, his publicist releases a statement CONFIRMING he was at Cartier, stopping short of revealing what exactly was purchased. And then, they’re off to Hawaii – presumably for a proposal? Is it just me or does the entire thing stink of coincidental conspiracy? Two recent items in the NY dailies about her *improved* behaviour thanks to a straightlaced boyfriend even though sources who just wrapped with her on Georgia Rule say differently, now a possible engagement signalling stability to go along with an attempt to improve her professional reputation – the timing really couldn’t be better non? Especially now that every gossip from here to Kazakhstan knows about the Pink Taco… Still waiting at press time for an official announcement but if this thing does fly, 500 bucks says she pulls a Julia Roberts on Kiefer Sutherland. Full Story

You know the drill… it"s Cruise time, which means I need to begin with a disclaimer just because the Tommy legal mission is hungry for Chinese ass these days. What you are about to read is gossip and rumour and conjecture and should not be interpreted as fact because Tom Cruise is not only almighty, he is also allstraight, and his Church is a beacon of light in our otherwise too-gay world. Full Story

Speaking of women who should smile more often - Vicky and the other wives went out for dinner tonight, putting on a united front in support of their team. Save it on the comments about her twiggy legs and her alien head. It"s like beating a dead horse. I KNOW. How many different ways can you say the woman looks like crap??? Can we focus instead on all those rumours that the other ladies hate her emaciated guts??? Heard this delightfully smutty but unconfirmed little snippet from a relatively new source in the UK. Full Story

Are you as sad as I am that Pretty in Pink grew up so pasty? Don’t even try to tell me you didn’t love that movie. Don’t even try to tell me you didn’t think Andie had the most original style, like, ever. And don’t even try to tell me that kiss Blaine gives her after he asks her to prom didn’t completely satisfy your 16 year old desires. Full Story

Contrary to what you may be reading about the baby having been born already, my sources are insisting that Baby Jolie-P has yet to make its arrival. And on a Buddhist note (which Angelina has been known to practice) it would be EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY contrary to principle to begin a new life under such fraudulent circumstances. Full Story

I’m thrilled for Ellen. I’m thrilled she’s found herself such a fine piece of sapphic hotness. Because Portia de Rossi is undeniably attractive and probably quite the wildcat in bed. I only wish she would have toned down those eyebrows just a little. I"m no makeup artist but even I can see that"s a sh*tty job. Full Story

Look. Y’all know I love the gays. Love ‘em to death. Gay is good. Gay is great. Gay is keeps us all fabulous. But what about gays who hide their gay? What about the hidden homos who suppress the glitter and hypnotise the innocent? What about the poofter pilots who can never resist an ultra special “male massage” with a little extra tip for the tip? Are those the gays we love to love? HELL NO! Now the question is – do we add Jada to that list? Because according to a report filed in the UK Sun, some lesbian has come forward claiming a longterm relationship with Mrs. Full Story

Once upon a time, I was the biggest fan of Will & Jada. Cutest couple in Hollywood, no doubt about it. But that was before she decided to go all rock butch and scare the sh*t out of me. Not because I don’t dig rock butches, but because I find it distasteful for her to be reminding us that she regularly kicks his ass up and down the stars, and that she probably has his balls in a vice so tight, he can’t help but produce sh*tty rap over and over again. Full Story

From Saving Face. Maybe I"m too sick to see straight but I do not dig this ensemble. First of all, I have an aversion to pink satin on anyone but Marilyn Monroe. It looks cheap, even on my Gwynnie. But more importantly, what"s with those beads crawling up her arms? It reminds me of the intrepid Rogue from the XMen series. Full Story