GG Down Girl: Piper Perabo

January 16, 2012 14:06:47 Posted at January 16, 2012 14:06:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/Jason Merritt/Getty
Pet owners will understand this...

When you have to train the jumping up out of your dog? Our puppy Barney, just over a year, is being taught not to jump up. It’s not because he’s bad. It just means he’s overly excited. He can’t contain himself. He has to learn to control his impulses.

This is what it was like watching Piper Perabo on the carpet last night.

Down girl.

I get that it’s an awesome night. And it’s a thrill to be included. But you are past this, you have to be. And you don’t need me to remember that you were in Coyote Ugly. Because... that’s exactly what happened with whatever it was that you were doing for the cameras.