Serenity seeks asylum

November 2, 2011 16:51:01 Posted at November 2, 2011 16:51:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

How much do you love that shot of Julie Andrews at the table with Prince Albert and Her Serenity Charlene of Monaco? God he seems like such a buffoon.

Here they are, the newlyweds Grimaldi in New York last night at the Princess Grace Awards Gala. Charlene, as you can see, was as docile as ever. Very beautiful but also very numb. I suppose it’s what she needs to get through the trip. Because their North American tour stops in Toronto tonight to open the TIFF exhibition Grace Kelly: From Movie Star to Princess at the Bell Lightbox. Several of my friends will be there, with asylum documents ready, should they find themselves in the ladies’ with Her Serenity trying to break out the window. Laura will offer her parents’ basement; she believes it’s a much more attractive arrangement than having to try to make an heir with him night after night until they get it right.

For those of you who are going tonight, here, let’s watch the video again, just to put you in the right mood.

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