Worst Oscar Hair: Reese Witherspoon
Jesus. Who made this call? The only, only, only positive here are the earrings. Everything else is an Elle Woods homage to Julia Roberts. But it’s the hair that’s really the crime here. The dress is for a hostess but it’s the hair that really fills me with rage.
Obviously the homemaker aspect of it is offensive in itself, but also… the fact that it requires a hairpiece to pull off, one of those tacky ass accessories you can order off the tv – WHY is this happening to Reese Witherspoon? She doesn’t usually f-ck it up so badly. Or at all. And so obviously.
Because this was a look designed for a specific demographic. From the dress to that f-cking updo, it was a dress that begged for some MiniVan-Twilight love, for a new film called Water For Elephants to be released soon, because she actually needs a big win more than anyone else in the cast, especially now that How Do You Know sucked so much.
Hollywood is a fickle bitch. Would you have ever predicted that Reese Witherspoon would have to hustle so hard?
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