DO YOU KNOW I’M BLONDE AGAIN?
Is that what Reese Witherspoon and Britney Spears have in common? Brown is when the bad sh-t happens. That just made me laugh. You can imagine the look on Reese Witherspoon’s face if you were to tell her that she and Britney share something.
Here’s Reese arriving in New York yesterday with her husband Jim Toth. As you can see, she’s blonde again, having wrapped on The Good Lie, for which she played a dark-haired character. Blonde is how we know her best, right? Blonde is when it would it be inconceivable for America’s Sweetheart to talk smack to a cop, and be caught in a car with a drunk person driving.
It’s like...it’s almost like it never happened.
Or, it’s like it did happen and it’s the most popular she’s been in years. Click here for a refresher on that. Because, you see, in f-cking up the way she did, Reese was just showing us her humanity, her relatability, OK? Don’t you find that relatable? Being a bitch to an officer when your husband is operating a vehicle under the influence and endangering the life of others?