As Sasha tweeted at me yesterday - Please let him never stop being dumb. Please let him never stop being Ryan Lochte, our favourite dum-dum, as Tina Fey would say. Did you watch Ryan Lochte on The Today Show this morning? As soon as Ryan Lochte starts speaking, I smile. A wide smile. A smile full of affection as he tries to sort the verbs and the nouns out in his head, and given that it was a sweaty late night last night, remarkably lucid, although, if possible, he was actually talking slower than usual. Full Story

Sasha and I were emailing about this yesterday - it’s the same joy, though not quite as pronounced, that we get from Mariah Carey’s inability to walk, or her overuse of the word “bleak”, or when she complains about her twin pregnancy and what she had to endure... Such is Ryan Lochte’s dumbness. Full Story

Ryan Lochte was out last night in London. He seems to enjoy getting papped, non? A lot. After London 2012, I wonder how he’ll deal with not being followed and talked about constantly anymore. Look at Ryan Lochte. Ryan Lochte doesn’t want to fade away and live a private life. Ryan Lochte wants it bad. Full Story

I really like to not look at them when they’re nowhere near water if I can help it. Just... it’s so jarring when they’re in street clothes. By jarring I mean disappointing. For example - Michael Phelps in the pool? HOT. Great skin, good bone structure, strong jaw, intense eyes, great smile, the confidence is super sexy, and of course, he wins. Full Story

Tom Cruise took Suri to Disney World this week. She looked like she had a great time. And there were a few little friends for her to play with too. Tom got in the water with her at the water park. As you can see, he’s fit right now. So he doesn’t mind showing you, like a one-two punch: I’m a great single dad AND I’m still hot at 50. Full Story

Exactly one month. In a month the Games begin. I’m SO ready. Because as previously mentioned, I am an Olympic whore. Cannot get enough... even of the trials. The US Olympic swim trials are happening this week. So many interesting storylines, so many intriguing athletes but the Lochte-Phelps showdown has to be at the top, right? For some reason I never put it together that Lochte is older. Full Story

They had a moment on the carpet last night at the Global Leadership Awards Gala as Lochte let Jay wear his medals and Jay let Lochte be cool standing next to him. Jay was honoured by the UN for his work in Africa supporting clean water efforts: "I went to Africa, spent a couple weeks in Angola. A bunch of different places. Full Story

Some are calling it bad bronzer or poorly applied foundation. To me her skin looks raw. Like it’s been scrubbed. Has that Renee Zellweger quality about it, you know? Either way, someone’s losing their job today. Whoever was assigned the unfortunate task of doing Zeta’s makeup will be fired. Full Story

Don’t talk. Just swim. Right? He might have been my summer crush but I’m the first to admit that he’s not the most engaging interview. Not unlike Tiger Woods, actually. Full Story