JLo: be inspired

January 10, 2012 22:01:09 Posted at January 10, 2012 22:01:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, Splash

Shaki presented at the FIFA Ballon d’Or gala in Zurich last night, presumably because she’s dating her Sunshine Gerard Pique, with whom she was seen arriving earlier in the day. Wearing a ...leopard print tutu? I’m into it. I’m into THEM. As you know.

And it’s another example of what exactly Jennifer Lopez is doing WRONG. I don’t care about the age difference. I care about the status difference. And the hot difference. Why can’t JLo find a hot Spanish championship footballer?

Casper Smart is not Gerard Pique. Please.

I actually like the breast points on this dress. On Shakira. I mean, I can’t really see Shakira in drapey Lanvin, you know what I mean?