Can you tell them apart? Barely. Lindsay Lohan is too busy to attend alcohol education classes. Because there’s a party every night. Monday evening in New York was the Whitney Museum Gala. Lilo arrived with the worst coloured face ever and a pink coat and flaunted her drugged up face on the carpet. Full Story

Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Donatella Versace attended the White House Correspondents’ dinner together both matching orange. I’m telling you: he’s getting uglier. Turns my stomach the manicured facial hair and the way his lips are the same colour as the rest of his face. Gross. Considering their past fondness for the hard blow, putting them together could be disastrous. Full Story

Kate Hudson with her gorgeous brother Oliver at the Laker games last night and not a trace of makeup. Compare and contrast with that mutt-faced Tori Spelling and her golddigging loser of a husband Kevin Federline Jr. Her blush looks like a f-ckin’ bruise! So Kate looks clammy and flu-stricken and still INFINITELY more attractive that KFed Jr’s paycheque. Full Story

Over at the Venetian in Vegas, Fergie hosted a party with Carmen Electra. As you can see, the soon to be Mrs Duhamel could have used some powder. And a new face. Because the one she has right now is busted. Never fails to amuse me how celebrities are pampered. Note she arrived at the club with lank straight hair. Full Story

Why does it feel like Fergie and Josh Duhamel have been engaged forever? And why does it seem like long engagements don’t make it in Hollywood? Wouldn’t bet on them getting married any time soon either. Though I can’t tell – she looks the same to me – Fergie’s apparently been moaning about gaining some weight for Nine. Full Story