So blonde

September 1, 2009 14:24:50 Posted at September 1, 2009 14:24:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When did the Alba Bitch get so blonde? She’s hardly worth paying attention to these days, I can’t remember. Jessica Alba, you see, finds herself in the same professional hole as Jessica Biel these days. Call her if you need a great body. The Alba Demon however when she’s now scowling, which isn’t often, has a face. Her two commodities.

Anyway, here she is, so very blonde, with Ashton Kutcher today shooting a scene for the upcoming Valentine’s Day starring… EVERYONE.

Ashton appears to be teasing her with a rose. You know this must be acting because otherwise she would have ripped it up and shoved it in his ass. The Alba Bitch has no sense of humour. Unless she’s fighting for the sharks and defacing United Way property.


Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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