Wedding Smut Articles

Angelina’s Unbroken marriage tour

November 26, 2014 17:46:13 Posted at November 26, 2014 17:46:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Angelina Jolie is in Paris today. She was photographed at Vivement Dimanche in black, smiling at the crowd. Obviously she’s out there promoting Unbroken. And talking about her marriage too. You know that’s what all the entertainment reporters want to discuss. Like, if I was assigned to the Unbroken junket, I’d probably have to get off a question about the wedding too. Full Story

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Cumhard confirmation

November 12, 2014 14:32:38 Posted at November 12, 2014 14:32:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Every week or so, I get an email from a particular subset of Twi-Hard. I call them the deniers. These are the ones who refuse to believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are no longer together. And that not only are they not broken up, but that she secretly had a baby last year and everything we’re seeing now is an attempt to hide the child. Full Story

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Solange is getting married

November 11, 2014 17:08:24 Posted at November 11, 2014 17:08:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Josh Brasted /Stephen Lovekin /Getty Images

US Weekly reports exclusively that Solange Knowles will marry her boyfriend Alan Ferguson in New Orleans this weekend. Ferguson is a music director. Solange is, according to the US article, a “DJ”. Would you describe her as a DJ? You wouldn’t. Full Story

Benedict Cumberbatch proposed on Monday

November 6, 2014 18:11:23 Posted at November 6, 2014 18:11:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Ben A. Pruchnie/ Getty

A reader called Maureen emailed yesterday: “I am honestly shocked that no one has coined the term ‘Cumhards’ for the crazy Cumberbatch fans.” Cumhards makes sense. Because the Batchies behave in similar ways to Twi-Hards, especially on social media. Cumhards ask questions at film festival screenings like, “Can I have some of your yummy-ness” which is not as hilariously insane as tattooing Robert Pattinson’s face on your back but I’m sure we’re almost there. Full Story

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Oscar elopement?

November 5, 2014 20:26:22 Posted at November 5, 2014 20:26:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New cover of US Weekly features Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, an elopement story: Engaged for two years, they still haven’t set a date. Now Aniston’s pushing for an intimate tropical getaway. On the one hand, she’s campaigning for awards consideration for her performance in Cake. Full Story

Marc Anthony engaged

November 5, 2014 20:01:49 Posted at November 5, 2014 20:01:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Slaven Vlasic/ Bennett Raglin/ Getty

US Weekly reports exclusively that Marc Anthony is engaged. Apparently he proposed to Shannon De Lima, a model, back in March. The magazine describes their relationship as “on-off” since 2012. Yes. Because he was also, during that time, dating Chloe Green, the daughter of Philip Green, of Topshop. Full Story

Benedict Cumberbatch is engaged

November 5, 2014 14:36:33 Posted at November 5, 2014 14:36:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rindoff/ Charriau/ Getty

Oh noes… How are you over there Cumber-crazies? You OK with this wakeup call? A notice of engagement appeared in The Times today. Very subtle. Very classy. Very Cumberbatchy. Very fitting of someone called Benedict Cumberbatch. This might be my favourite thing about Benedict Cumberbatch – the way he announced that he’s to marry Sophie Hunter. Full Story

Another wedding reception

October 24, 2014 20:28:10 Posted at October 24, 2014 20:28:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Keystone

George Clooney is now in London. Amal’s parents have booked out the Danesfield House Hotel & Spa in Buckinghamshire where they’re supposedly hosting another wedding reception, presumably for those who couldn’t make it to Venice. Already now there are rumours that the Brange will be there. Full Story

The Alamuddin Wedding: aftermath

October 6, 2014 14:41:49 Posted at October 6, 2014 14:41:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George Clooney gave PEOPLE so much information about his wedding they can release a story every day about the event, sometimes two. Here’s one that showed up this weekend: the cost. How much did the wedding cost? PEOPLE says that’s grossly inflated: At the end of the day, George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin's three-day wedding weekend, including their intimate Sept. 27 ceremony Full Story

The Amal & George wedding album

October 3, 2014 14:05:03 Posted at October 3, 2014 14:05:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You remember a week ago today when Amal Alamuddin was wearing that white and black dress and she and George Clooney, together with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber, were on the gondola and there was a professional photographer following them around? Click here Full Story

Tuesday, September 30, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Would love to know how it works when it comes to wedding photo negotiations. Like does George Clooney tell PEOPLE and HELLO! that "I won't take anything less than what Brad got"? Or does he say "If you give me x percent more, I'll give you x percent more - more photos, more quotes, more access"?

And is there a photo checklist from the publication that has to be satisfied? Like do PEOPLE and HELLO! specify that they want:

- The Dress, front and back
- The Cake
- Bride and Groom together, must be touching
- $100k bonus if you give us a kiss
- $100k bonus if you give us a photo of celebrity guests
- at least one group family shot
- at least one sappy quote

Who has the power here? The seller or the buyer? The buyer ended up getting shafted for the Timberlake wedding when all the pictures came back low quality and not all that impressive.  Read Full Intro

What Amal changed into

September 30, 2014 19:35:57 Posted at September 30, 2014 19:35:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Also Oscar de la Renta. The paps were able to get a shot of Amal Alamuddin during the reception but after the ceremony and, as you can see, it’s silver with some fringe and, frankly, I like it a lot better than that snore she ended up choosing. But VOGUE is blowing it all up with an exclusive behind-the-scenes fitting feature with her that they posted today. Full Story