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Will hugs Katy’s “gringe”

September 28, 2015 15:35:31 Posted at September 28, 2015 15:35:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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My friend Lorella, who lives in England, texted me this morning: They’re calling Kate’s hair a “gringe”. Grown out fringe. I think that’s worse than the actual haircut. Would you avoid a haircut because the actual name of the haircut sucks? “Gringe” is a terrible word. Full Story

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Katy Cambridge or Russell Brand?

September 25, 2015 17:01:12 Posted at September 25, 2015 17:01:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Princess Catherine visited the Rehabilitation of Addicted Prisoners Trust at HMP today, meeting with inmates struggling with addiction. It was a secret engagement and the press were asked not to release the information until after she’d left. Hilariously, according to the Daily Mail Full Story

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Britney the elder

August 31, 2015 12:47:12 Posted at August 31, 2015 12:47:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here’s how Duana described Britney Spears to me on text last night: “She’s of our generation. B is an elder here tonight.” Why are we so old?! Did you know any of the people on that pre-show? Like that guy who kept performing other people’s songs the whole time? Trotsky…or something? Of course, I know he wasn’t named after a Marxist politician and the inspiration behind Snowball but that’s what I kept hearing. Full Story

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Alexander Skarsgard’s really bad hair

June 15, 2015 14:26:00 Posted at June 15, 2015 14:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alexander Skarsgard was in LA this weekend promoting The Diary Of A Teenage Girl. The film received  excellent reviews after Sundance and the LA Times just called it “exhilarating” ...even though, um, it’s about statutory rape. Full Story

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Prince Harry Salutes

June 11, 2015 15:23:11 Posted at June 11, 2015 15:23:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry joined Prime Minister David Cameron at the unveiling of the Bastion Memorial today to honour those who lost their lives in Afghanistan where Harry was stationed for two tours. As I’ve repeated many times, Harry is the best rep for the family right now. He always shows up for the veterans. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence’s two MET dresses

May 5, 2015 12:55:16 Posted at May 5, 2015 12:55:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Hated what Jennifer Lawrence wore to the MET Gala main event, especially as one of the co-hosts. Is it limiting, this Dior deal? Duana wrote earlier about Emily Blunt, about assuming Emily was more fashion forward than she actually is because, hilariously, she was in Devil Wears Prada. And I feel like I’ve done the same with Jennifer because her personality is just so not aligned with what she’s been wearing. Full Story

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Dakota Johnson: MET Eyes

May 5, 2015 11:19:32 Posted at May 5, 2015 11:19:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Larry Busacca/ Jamie McCarthy/ Rabbani and Solimene Photography/ Taylor Hill/ Getty Images

So… Dakota Johnson. In Chanel. Nothing in the dress speaks to the theme of the MET Gala. And then you look at her eyes. And because it’s the MET Gala and the theme is China: Through The Looking Glass, and her dress isn’t China at all, now I’m wondering if she and her makeup artist were like, we’ll just give you some slanty eyes and you’re good to go! I just spent several minutes looking at photos of her through the Fifty Shades press tour. Full Story

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Kate Hudson: Worst Gold at the MET

May 5, 2015 05:01:25 Posted at May 5, 2015 05:01:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Larry Busacca/ Getty Images

As I noted in the open, gold, red, and green, these are the favoured Chinese colours. There was a lot of gold, red, and green at the MET Gala. Some of it done well, with just the right amount of Chinese cheesy, and some of it… well… Kate Hudson in Michael Kors was a mess. The problem is the hair. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling goes dark

April 16, 2015 15:35:00 Posted at April 16, 2015 15:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Have you seen Ryan Gosling in The United States Of Leland? It was years ago. His character had dark hair. He was adorable. Ryan Gosling is currently working on The Big Short. His character has dark hair. He is not adorable. Maybe it’s age. OMG, in this case, a rare case, is age actually gender democratic? Ryan Gosling, the celebrity human pillow, now in his 30s, doesn’t look good with dark hair. Full Story