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Johnny in Rio

September 24, 2015 15:27:31 Posted at September 24, 2015 15:27:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

It’s that time again. Our weekly appointment with embarrassment for Johnny Depp. Johnny is in Rio to perform at the Rock In Rio Rock City show tonight with Alice Cooper, Joe Perry, Duff McKagan, and Bruce Witkin. They call themselves The Hollywood Vampires. Um, ok, DAD. But also, The Hollywood Vampires, it’s so fitting, isn’t it? Fitting of the kind of “desperate to stay cool” that Johnny Depp reeks of these days? I mean… look at him. Full Story

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Emmy Prom Queen and the Prom Princesses

September 21, 2015 12:28:27 Posted at September 21, 2015 12:28:27
Duana Posted by Duana
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Steve Granitz/ Gregg DeGuire/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Mark Davis/ Lester Cohen/ Jon Kopaloff/ Jason Merritt/ Getty Images

You know how we’re told that dresses are passed around at awards show seasons the same way songs are? Like the dress - or song – meant for person A winds up with person B or C If A rejects it? Who is selling the prom dresses? Those wee tiny bodice with MASSIVE BALLROOM SKIRT dresses, that remind me of every movie in the 80s where the rich kids were the worst? The prime example here of course, is Tracee Ellis Ross. Full Story

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Stand Up Straight at the Emmys, Emma Roberts

September 21, 2015 07:34:25 Posted at September 21, 2015 07:34:25
Maria Posted by Maria
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images

Scream Queens is getting great advance buzz from critics, so I guess Emma Roberts will become a thing. Or more of a thing, depending on your perspective. Judging by her presence at the Emmys, she definitely doesn’t have her aunt Julia’s penchant for stealing the spotlight when presenting an award. Full Story

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Johnny & Amber in Boston

September 16, 2015 14:08:18 Posted at September 16, 2015 14:08:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Paul Marotta/ Mike Lawrie/ Getty Images

Last night was the Boston premiere of Black Mass. Black Mass opens this weekend. So does Sicario. Click here for Sarah’s review of Black Mass and click here for Joanna’s review of Sicario. Full Story

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Porny's 10 years

September 9, 2015 17:01:17 Posted at September 9, 2015 17:01:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Jessica Simpson is all over New York right now. Yesterday there were multiple outfit changes. And a visit to The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. The reason for her promo blitz? It's the 10th anniversary of the Jessica Simpson Collection and they're celebrating the brand at NYFW. A decade. Full Story

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Johnny’s big shoes

September 8, 2015 14:08:52 Posted at September 8, 2015 14:08:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, NORDESTFOTO/ Splash News

Johnny Depp went to Venice for Black Mass and he stayed to support Amber Heard on the carpet because she has a part in The Danish Girl. The Danish Girl features Eddie Redmayne and Alicia Vikander who’s getting a lot of attention for her performance in the film. As you know, all year they’ve been calling for Alicia to break out, not unlike the way they used to hype Jessica Chastain. Full Story

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Le Sauvage in Venice

September 4, 2015 18:20:15 Posted at September 4, 2015 18:20:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Massimo Procopio/ Splash News

Johnny Depp is in Venice today, seen here at the Black Mass photo call looking…sauvage. And not in the Khal Drogo way either. Earlier this week, just in time to promote the film, Dior dropped the first ad for their Sauvage fragrance, starring Johnny Depp, the wannabe rock star. Full Story

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Vanessa Hudgens: VMAs Worst Dressed

August 31, 2015 13:57:13 Posted at August 31, 2015 13:57:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, AXELLE WOUSSEN/ Bauergriffin.com/ Paul A. Hebert/ Press Line/ Jen Lowery/ Splash News

What was your first reaction when you saw what Vanessa Hudgens wore to the VMAs? Mine was… “Oh f-ck off!” We know you had to miss Coachella this year because you were on Broadway. This doesn’t mean you have to spend the next 11 months dressing like an asshole. Full Story

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Johnny Depp: the rocker, the Sparrow, and the Mouse

August 17, 2015 16:09:10 Posted at August 17, 2015 16:09:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Oberon/ Splash News, Image Group LA/ Jesse Grant/ Getty Images

Johnny Depp showed up at Disney’s D23 this weekend to promote Pirates 5. On Friday he wore regular clothes, and by regular clothes, I mean a shirt and a vest and some necklaces – but not too many – and a jacket on top and, to me, he’s starting to look like Walt Disney. I can’t look too long at his face. Full Story

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Katy is a lamb

July 20, 2015 21:28:24 Posted at July 20, 2015 21:28:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katy Perry went to Vegas to see Mimi. Then they posed together for photos. Obviously my sweet glitter butterfly angel is the most beautiful and the most thin every day, but on this day, especially so. Because Christ Jesus what is Katy wearing? I’m not just talking about the pink fur. I’m not just talking about all those pearls – three pearl drops on each ear AND a double strand around her neck. Full Story