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Mrs Timberlake’s holiday spirit

December 4, 2013 20:21:23 Posted at December 4, 2013 20:21:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s your holiday style? Are you a Mariah Carey? Mimi may have taken over Christmas but she does keep it pretty traditional (aside from her tits). It’s red, white, and gold but never green (see Dean’s rules to a Mimi Christmas here Full Story

Sienna poses hard in green

December 3, 2013 16:50:04 Posted at December 3, 2013 16:50:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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BEN STANSALL/ Stuart C. Wilson/ Getty

Check out this photo of Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge at the British Fashion Awards last night. It’s cracking me up. She’s dropping some mega Ebola Hilton and he looks totally stunned. I’m sure the cameras just caught an awkward moment but the reason it’s so funny is because that’s just not Sienna’s usual vibe. Full Story

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The Princess at the (Sports) Ball

November 28, 2013 20:33:33 Posted at November 28, 2013 20:33:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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James Whatling/ Splash

Princess Catherine attended the SportsAid Annual Awards dinner in London tonight. She’s a patron of the organisation. Is this why she skipped the Winter Whites Gala earlier this week? Is one night out away from Little G the rule until he’s, say, 6 months? The gossip answer to that question is, obviously, that she didn’t want to hang out with Taylor Swift. Full Story

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Posh for the Philippines

November 22, 2013 18:56:46 Posted at November 22, 2013 18:56:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Ge Junmei/ STR/ Ben A. Pruchnie/ Getty

Victoria and David Beckham donated several boxes of clothing to the Red Cross in support of relief efforts in the Philippines. (The Canadian government is matching all gifts to help survivors of the storm. Click here if you can spare a few dollars. Full Story

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Victoria’s Secret’s Exes

November 14, 2013 18:38:41 Posted at November 14, 2013 18:38:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Neilson Barnard/ Jamie McCarthy/ Stephen Lovekin/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

The Victoria’s Secret fashion show happened in New York last night. This, apparently, is a big deal. I only cared about it last year because, ahem, Miranda Kerr was rather busy. But Miranda wasn’t there this time. This time Taylor Swift performed, which is interesting because, well, look at what she wore. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence vs Joan Rivers

November 14, 2013 16:09:30 Posted at November 14, 2013 16:09:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Carlos Alvarez/ Getty

Jennifer Lawrence gave an interview recently and sh-t on Joan Rivers’s show Fashion Police: "Shows like the Fashion Police and things like that are just showing these generations of young people to judge people based on things [that don't matter. They put values in all the things that are wrong and [show] that it’s ok to just point at people and call them ugly and call them fat and they call it fun. Full Story

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Short hair and Smarties

November 11, 2013 21:33:20 Posted at November 11, 2013 21:33:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

When I first posted about Jennifer Lawrence’s new short hair last week (click here for a refresher) I called it news anchor hair, which means I wasn’t really feeling it.  It’s not growing on me. In fact, I dislike it more every time I see her. Full Story

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0 for 10

November 7, 2013 15:24:38 Posted at November 7, 2013 15:24:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AdMedia/ Splash, Larry Busacca/ Rick Diamond/ Getty

Carrie Underwood wore 10 different outfits last night while hosting the Country Music Awards. It was not a record. Last year it was 12. If you had 10 chances to get it right, how many do you think you could hit? At least one, right? I almost love that she couldn’t even manage one. It’s like when the Miami Dolphins, my favourite football team (and of course I am sickened by this Incognito scandal), were flirting with a winless season a few years ago. Full Story

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Mothers on the school run

October 3, 2013 15:07:35 Posted at October 3, 2013 15:07:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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GSNY/ JDH Imagez/ Splash

On the first week of The Social, which was also back-to-school week for kids, we talked about how much money moms have been spending on themselves on the school run. It came out of this article in the Daily Mail that reported that many mothers were planning their outfits in a week in advance…just to drop their kids off at school. Full Story

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Johnny Depp is so mysterious and cool

October 1, 2013 19:19:36 Posted at October 1, 2013 19:19:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Eye-rolling has become my first reaction to Johnny Depp whenever I see him now. This doesn’t make me happy. I used to feel about Johnny Depp the way I feel about James McAvoy and Robert Downey Jr. Pure excitement and warmth all the time, only. And now? Now it’s an eye-roll. His hat makes me eye-roll. Full Story

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Swifty & the kitten heel

September 25, 2013 16:06:50 Posted at September 25, 2013 16:06:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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All Access Photo/ Splash

Every time I bitch about kitten heels, many of you bitch at me for hating on them. So we’re about to fight again today. Taylor Swift showed up at the premiere of Romeo & Juliet last night in support of her friend Hailee Steinfeld. Look at her feet. How f-cking annoying are these shoes? It’s a kitten heel, for starters. Full Story

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Emmys Worst: Claire Danes

September 23, 2013 17:38:02 Posted at September 23, 2013 17:38:02
Duana Posted by Duana
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Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

It’s partly her own doing, I think. Had she showed up just on her own as Claire Danes, then she would have just been Claire Danes and the hair and the tan and that dress, which is not getting enough criticism, would have been judged on their own. But she showed up for most people’s first time on Ryan Seacrest’s carpet, hijacking the Lena Dunham interview and essentially pushing him off camera. Full Story

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Julie Bowen took all the ruffles

September 23, 2013 17:30:32 Posted at September 23, 2013 17:30:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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ROBYN BECK/ Frazer Harrison/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

It turns out I wasn’t specific enough on Friday when I hoped that Julie Bowen would stay away from taffeta. I should have also have included ruffles. Too late. She took all the ruffles. She took all the ruffles and forced them to f-ck like rabbits and they multiplied – in pink! – all over this dress. Full Story

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Kerry Washington’s Emmy wedding

September 23, 2013 16:37:49 Posted at September 23, 2013 16:37:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/Getty

By Marchesa standards, it wasn’t horrific. You know what horrific Marchesa looks like, right? Here. That should refresh your memory. Or see Malin Akerman. So, again, by Marchesa standards, it could have been worse. But… I don’t want to talk about Kerry Washington, our beloved Kerry Washington, in those terms. Full Story

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