After not punking in pink at the MET Gala, Gwyneth Paltrow made an appearance at the Apple Store in Soho yesterday with her friend Jessica Seinfeld, wife of Jerry, and one of the best bitch-facers in the business. Look at her, in the shot I’m including below, straight on, with her head sort of tilted. Full Story

I just watched the best clip ever. It’s Julia Roberts being asked the other night about Brad Pitt’s official engagement to Angelina Jolie.You know Julia. We all know Julia. There is no bitch in Hollywood quite like Julia’s bitch. And a sanctimonious bitch like Julia, even though she had her own “A Low Vera” moment, well, you can imagine what team, Jen or Jolie, Julia Roberts would have been on. Full Story

Before you Twi-Hards get carried away with your reading limitations, I’ll say now off the top that Snow White & The Huntsman looks F-CKING AWESOME and I can’t wait to see it. I was with some Universal people all week and they promised me that it will deliver. But a good movie still must be sold. And how do we sell these days? Well, the Charlize Theron strategy seems to be based on Baby & Bitch. Full Story

You're looking at the pictures going “more Julia”?  But it's not my fault that my wistfulness made her decide to come out of hiding and explain to young actresses why they have a cross to bear.  Look at the Vanity Fair cover.  She still makes you catch your breath, right?  Maybe it's the hair. Full Story

That was her expression, wasn’t it? As she stalked across the stage to present the award for Best Actor, a look of impatience and exasperation on her face, like it was such a f-cking inconvenience to be there, Natalie Portman was basically telling the Screen Actors Guild that they’re even now - she won last year and she’s paid them back in full this year so f-ck off and don’t ask her again until she’s ready to win another award. Full Story

One day, 40 years from now, when Jessi Cruickshank looks back at what will no doubt be an award-winning career, I still feel like this will make her highlight reel. Jessi is the LA correspondent for etalk, was the host of MTV’s The Aftershow, my colleague and friend. Full Story

Queen Elizabeth and Catherine were together the other day touring through the Royal Wedding exhibit at Buckingham Palace where Kate’s McQueen gown is now on display along with other items from the occasion including her cake and shoes. This was a major event. Not because of the dress, but because Her Majesty is telling us she doesn’t mind you seeing her spending time with her new granddaughter-in-law, and without her grandson around. Full Story

Entourage the final season premieres this weekend on Sunday on HBO Canada and HBO at 10:30pm. I’ve not enjoyed the show for maybe two or three seasons now. It lost its bite. Towards the end of last season though, as Vince began to spiral, when the writers knew they were heading to a conclusion, things started to tighten up a little. Full Story

LOVE THIS PICTURE SO MUCH! Jennifer Aniston showed up with her brand new boyfriend Justin Theroux at the MTV Movie Awards afterparty last night at Soho House. So they’re public now. Already? The MTV Movie Awards – this is not Jen’s usual scene. Oh I see. Are we still using that playbook? Really? Jennifer Aniston has a movie coming out. Full Story

All of us wondered during the liveblog if Emma Watson bitchfaced Emma Stone during Stone’s acceptance speech last night. Watson was seated behind Hailee Steinfeld. And Hailee Steinfeld was clapping like she’d never been let out of the house before which...that might be true. As Duana noted, juxtaposed with that kind of enthusiasm, Watson’s unamused expression seemed extra crusty. Full Story

Than Julia Roberts. Right? She attended the Tribeca Film Festival screening of Jesus Henry Christ on Saturday, a movie about a boy who falls in love with a girl and just wants her to love him. No, not really. But I couldn’t resist. JHC is about a really smart boy trying to find his father because he was conceived in a petrie dish and needs to know where he came from. Full Story

Like, get them away from her. You might think that’s the usual Victoria Beckham bitchface on display during the LA Galaxy game yesterday but I wonder if it’s not her legendary resolve and determination we are seeing. This is a woman who never, ever indulges. No sweets, no fats, no fries, nothing. Full Story

Has there ever been a BitchFace ascent as accomplished and as meteoric as Mark Wahlberg’s wife’s, also known as Rhea Durham? We first saw it when she punked off Full Story

Staying skinny won’t make him stay. But you will learn that the hard way. LeAnn Rimes doesn’t go anywhere these days without fiancé Eddie Cibrian. He doesn’t want to miss a moment out there either. After all, that’s why he upgraded right? And that’s why he’ll always be looking to climb. Full Story