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Tom & Katie’s quick divorce

July 10, 2012 15:18:21 Posted at July 10, 2012 15:18:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Deano/Beetham/Splash

A friend of mine who is also an entertainment reporter emailed me yesterday. “Am I a dick? This is so anti-climactic.” She left him and divorced him, all of it signed, in 10 short days. I feel like that might be a record. Can we at least have a chance to process it all? TMZ Full Story

These people are not Church approved

July 6, 2012 14:59:27 Posted at July 6, 2012 14:59:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

They can’t be, right? Because they’re part of New Katie’s life. New Katie has cut off everyone who’s connected to Scientology. Not sure yet who accompanied her and Suri yesterday in New York but these people are certainly not approved by Xenu. And, well, I really want to know what they know. Full Story

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Tom’s lawyer speaks

July 4, 2012 17:37:49 Posted at July 4, 2012 17:37:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

You know this already but I’ll repeat it anyway... This sh-t will be UGLY. Tom Cruise’s lawyer, Bert Fields, has released a statement according to the BBC. And his words are SHARP: “Tactically we can't say where Tom will file a divorce case and if he'll be seeking joint custody of Suri. Full Story

Katie’s New York freedom

July 4, 2012 14:30:12 Posted at July 4, 2012 14:30:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, TatianaK/Splash

Little Sci has been my nickname for Suri Cruise since she was born. It started out as creative licence, pure jokes. And now... Well... LittleSci is the reality Katie Holmes is evidently trying to avoid. Katie took Suri out for ice cream last night in New York as her defection from Tom Cruise and Scientology continues to fuel the gossip industry. Full Story

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Katie be strong...

June 29, 2012 20:51:29 Posted at June 29, 2012 20:51:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, Jackson Lee/Splash

For my initial report today on the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise split, please click here. NYC paps say Katie Holmes was still wearing her wedding ring on Wednesday. Pictures are attached. You know what’s interesting about that? They’ve always said that Tom and his inner circle check pap photos when he’s away from her, just to make sure. Full Story

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“Just say something that’s true”

June 20, 2012 18:33:45 Posted at June 20, 2012 18:33:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Loved the first trailer for The Master. Click here for a refresher. Have you seen the second? Last time the focus was on Joaquin Phoenix, the follower. This time we meet the leader, played by Philip Seymour Hoffman, who appears to be at his most brilliant in a role they say is based on L Ron Hubbard. Full Story

Tom Cruise is not John Travolta

May 17, 2012 18:03:17 Posted at May 17, 2012 18:03:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rock Of Ages opens in less than a month. We’re about to get a lot of the GMD. Tom Cruise as a badass rock star. Tom Cruise bare-chested, wearing eyeliner, and SINGING. Two magazine profiles have been released as advance promotion for the film. I’m sure by now that you’ve seen these shots of Tom fully Stacee Jaxxed in a spread for W Magazine looking really uncomfortable on the cover being groped by two models. Full Story

Isabella Cruise sees her mom ... “sometimes”

May 9, 2012 20:01:42 Posted at May 9, 2012 20:01:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

I don’t know about this story. I don’t know about the source. It’s an Australian magazine called New Idea claiming a world exclusive one-on-one interview with Isabella Cruise, daughter of Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise. REALLY?Fine.We’ll work with it until we shouldn’t work with it anymore. Just so you know in the event it turns out bogus. Full Story

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The GMD’s humourless child

February 8, 2012 20:47:05 Posted at February 8, 2012 20:47:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Theo Wargo/Getty

I read an article a couple of weeks ago (thanks Anna Maria) about Newt Gingrich vs Mitt Romney that’s interesting on its own merit - click to see - but here’s the part that’s germane to this site: For some reason, (Mitt Romney) has always reminded me of Tom Cruise, and I never could figure out exactly why that was. Full Story

Another award season without the GMD

January 13, 2012 20:42:50 Posted at January 13, 2012 20:42:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash, INF

Maybe he’ll be invited to present at the SAGs or the Oscars. So far though, his name has not appeared in relation to the Globes. And he certainly won’t hear his name called on January 24th when the Academy announces its nominees. So we’ll get little of Tom Cruise and, therefore, the presentation of Katie Holmes, on the carpets this season. Full Story

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The GMD is an auror?

September 29, 2011 22:05:29 Posted at September 29, 2011 22:05:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Gawker profiled The Delphian School today. It’s K-12, at $42,000 a year per student, even though it’s not yet accredited, though in the process, and was founded by Scientologists. The way the students themselves describe it, it’s like, um, Hogwarts for Xenu people. Click here Full Story

Why weren’t you at the Xenu party?

August 9, 2011 08:56:54 Posted at August 9, 2011 08:56:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Saturday night in Hollywood, there was a big Scientology party attended by some of Xenu’s most ardent disciples including John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston, Priscilla Presley, Juliette Lewis, Jenna Elfman, and Jason Lee, who looked hotter than he has in a long time. You can see the photos here Full Story

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Robo: bland and crazy

August 3, 2011 08:00:24 Posted at August 3, 2011 08:00:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Letterman’s guest last night was Ricky Gervais. Over on The Tonight Show it was equally as boisterous as Jay Leno welcomed Katie Holmes. Hardly. That girl... Is so boring... And maybe she knows it. Maybe that’s why she put on the red pants. I didn’t care for the red pants. I think it’s the shade of red that’s the problem, especially in combination with that the colour of her crochet jumper. Full Story

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Little Sci is the only explanation…

March 16, 2011 07:55:51 Posted at March 16, 2011 07:55:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For why Katie Holmes stepped out like this in New York last night. The only. After all, she has said before that Suri picks out her clothes. God I hope so. Because if a grown woman had put all this together, and one who calls herself a “designer” at that, well f-ck me it’s worse than we all thought. Full Story

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