Costume Institute Gala 2009 Articles

Suits!

May 5, 2009 07:15:29 Posted at May 5, 2009 07:15:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love them both. In fact, I probably love Rihanna’s more than Lake Bell’s. Lake’s is super flattering and she’s more beautiful here than I’ve ever seen her but it’s also distinctly … stripper-y. Rihanna though, Rihanna is pure drama. Outrage? Let me guess – you hate it. Full Story

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Best Hair: Marion Cotillard

May 5, 2009 07:06:58 Posted at May 5, 2009 07:06:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She wore Dior and brought the girls out. My Marion has great breasts, non? Accompanied by John Galliano, sexy and sweet at the same time, and perfectly styled, every detail especially the sideswept hair which I’ve never tried but have always wanted to and for 5 minutes considered cutting my hair but then what would happen on all the days in between, when it’s boring and flat at a no-man’s length and, obviously, I don’t have her face? Am sad Marion did not come with Guillaume Canet. Full Story

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Worst Hair: Anne Hathaway

May 5, 2009 06:58:00 Posted at May 5, 2009 06:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Make it go away. If I look too long it’s like a squirrel is attacking my eyes. An old cranky squirrel, bitter at life, two divorces already, a third on the way, and maybe a little drinking problem. Or her big-haired, Texas beard in Brokeback Mountain. Either way, why would Anne Hathaway age herself 20 years on this night when 14 year old models are walking around barely able to support themselves on their gangly legs? Dumb. Full Story

Best Met Couples!

May 5, 2009 06:54:00 Posted at May 5, 2009 06:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First the newlyweds Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady – she’s in Versace, he’s adorable, and it’s all about the legs and the shoes. Shoe Porn! Sigh…this is the beach hair I’ve always wanted. It’s what happens when you’re Gisele Bundchen. Like she really doesn’t have to try all that hard. Full Story

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