Here’s JLO Bear at the UNESCO charity gala in Germany on the weekend. Amazingly enough, she didn’t have her Slum Bear with her on the carpet. He’s around though. Oh he’s around. It was their 1 year anniversary last Thursday. They proclaimed their Bear Love for each other on Twitter. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez is performing in Poland this week. Here she is out on a run with members of her entourage including the Slum Lover, Casper Smart. We’re coming up on the one year anniversary of their...togetherness. Or least what we think would be the one year anniversary of their...togetherness. Full Story

Remember when Tom Cruise used to “present” Katie Holmes? Click here for a refresher. I loved that move. I loved how oblivious he was to how dorky he looked. I love how cheesy it came off in a way that was so incompatible with his fame rank. Full Story

Well, at least she’s not wearing a belly chain. Given that she’s ok with the world knowing that that is her boyfriend and that she gave him a top job on her tour and that he calls her BEAR, slumming it with a belly chain while in her bikini might actually not be worse than the rest. Here’s JLo Bear with her kids, the bodyguards, the nannies, the entire crew, and Casper Bear hanging out in the pool at her hotel in Miami. Full Story

In case the Avril/Chad engagement didn’t do it for you... Not sure why I’ve decided to gross you out as much as possible today but that’s where we’re at so, hey, here’s Billy Bob Thornton in West Hollywood last night wearing, I dunno, patchwork jeans (?), some sexy ass boots, and of course a partial armpit on his chin. Full Story

I’m sorry this got buried under Twilight and Mimi... But that’s how it will be now that Jennifer Lopez is persisting with the slum loving. It was her birthday yesterday. She’s 43. This was the first time she celebrated the occasion as the girlfriend of her back-up dancer. Full Story

Is it me or was it hilariously, awesomely cold the way American Idol confirmed Mariah Carey in Jennifer Lopez’s face yesterday? There was a big ass deal made of the fact that JLo would not be returning. Or, in hindsight, we now realise, JLo made a big ass deal of JLo not returning. Because it turns out, as soon as they ripped up her paperwork, or maybe even BEFORE they even ripped up JLo’s paperwork, they were on the line with Mimi, throwing money at her to replace JLo’s chair with a throne (that comes with wheels and a butler). Full Story

“Daddy will love me if I agree to be on this show. Jason, my fiancé, will love me even more if I agree to be in this show. Jason will be there, holding my hand. Jason is smiling at me and nodding his head in encouragement. I’m doing a good job. I’m making him proud of me.” - This is what I wrote last week in an article about Britney Spears’s first day on X Factor auditions, having bailed halfway through the day, incapable of getting through the job without several long “breaks”, and no doubt a booster handful of pills and some sweet-talking, both administered, presumably, by Jason Trawick, her fiancé and conservator who must now resort to video messages taken in bed, and posted on the internet as a public proclamation of his pride and love so as to keep his ward motivated. Full Story

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have been married a year now. There was some kind of vow renewal. And then they went on holiday last week where she showed off her ass in several bikinis. What? Of course the paps were there. One pap was there. So the shots are exclusive and it happens to be the same agency that keeps getting pictures of them while they’re on the beach, getting engaged, and generally just being gross. Full Story

“Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.”-I wrote this last week, on April 2nd, after Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend Casper Smart, because he should always have a qualifier next to his name, tweeted a photo of the two of them at the beach, all loving and romantic like “bears”. Full Story

Have you seen this photo? It was posted to Twitter by JLo’s backup dancer boyfriend Casper Smart with the following caption: Two little bears just watching the sunrise...Ew!Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Full Story

JLo is shooting a video in Mexico. Some outlets are reporting that her boyfriend Casper Smart is directing it. According to his Twitter, some other dude is actually the director but that dude refers to Casper as a “boss” so he’s probably in fact “producing it” which is her way of finding him a pay source without having it come out of her own pocket. Full Story

All the American Idol people went out for dinner last night. JLo, who is incapable of slumming down every situation these days, was accompanied by the backup dancer. It really, really grosses me out the way he looks in his pants. This of course is totally not how she feels. Check out her face in the passenger seat, gazing at him on the driver side, like full of pride at her boyfriend driving a car he can’t afford. Full Story

I’ll say this: I really like the Gucci she wore to the show. I walked past her on my way to the press room and the beading on the skirt as she moved was gorgeous. In person Cam really carried this piece beautifully. But I did not enjoy the harsh orange Victoria Beckham she wore for Vanity Fair. Because of her build, on her it just looks like gym attire, especially from the waist up. Full Story