That Girl Again

May 12, 2008 07:10:05 Posted at May 12, 2008 07:10:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The tranny may have receded but she’s not gone. The tranny still exists in Jessica’s footwear. Look at those abominations. Everything ugly on her is made so much worse.

And her style sense is still for ass.

Also doesn’t help that she will always be That Girl.

Let’s face it, Jessica Simpson will, more often than not, be the prettiest girl in the room, non-Hollywood. She can’t help that. But while she knows she’s the prettiest girl in the room, she doesn’t necessarily believe she’s the prettiest girl in the room. And she so desperately wants to be the prettiest girl in the room. This is her problem. This is why she pulls these stunts over and over and over again.

Check out Jessica out for dinner with her girlfriends the other night. Her friends are wearing jeans. Jessica is wearing a FLOOR LENGTH white dress.

WTF?

I hate That Girl. I hate That Girl who says she’s dressing casz and shows up in a ball gown. Also hate That Girl who shows up in a ball gown and spends the rest of the evening feeling uncomfortable because everyone else is dressed casz. That Girl never pays attention when you’re talking because she’s too busy wondering if people are looking at her.

That Girl sucks. Jessica Simpson is That Girl.

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