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Friday, October 24, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Um.

They’re making an Archie TV show.

Deadline reports that Greg Berlanti (Arrow, The Flash) is involved and that if all goes to plan, the show will be called Riverdale and it will air on FOX.

I know my reaction is supposed to be all, “F-ck this, how DARE they mess with Archie” but… I think I might be into it. Apparently Riverdale will be about small town life, the darkness underneath it, and, of course, high school love triangles and rivalries. Archie, Veronica, Betty, Reggie, Jughead, and Josie and the Pussycats are all expected. It’s Gossip Girl, Heathers, and Twin Peaks all at the same time.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

October 24, 2014 20:42:34 Posted at October 24, 2014 20:42:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Whatever they have to do to make this movie as horny as possible, I will support (Dlisted

By “work”, do you mean that a camera will be in her face her whole life? (The Superficial

Katie Holmes looks really cute in these stripes (Just Jared

Did Toni Garrn break up with Leonardo DiCaprio? (Cele|bitchy

Shaki gets belly-cupped. Gross. (Pop Sugar

I don’t understand anything about anything that’s happening in this video. Except Harry wants to be Mick Jagger and Zayn is SO beautiful and I love when the little guy takes Louis’s hand. Help me, I can’t stop watching. (Too Fab

I love this so much, so much, so much. Probably because I’m OLD. (Pink Is The New Blog)

Hate this colour (Hollywood Tuna

Aaron Paul vs Florida Mom & Barbie (Pajiba

Comfortable? (Go Fug Yourself
 

Another wedding reception

October 24, 2014 20:28:10 Posted at October 24, 2014 20:28:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Keystone

George Clooney is now in London. Amal’s parents have booked out the Danesfield House Hotel & Spa in Buckinghamshire where they’re supposedly hosting another wedding reception, presumably for those who couldn’t make it to Venice. Already now there are rumours that the Brange will be there. Full Story

“I must not tell lies”

October 24, 2014 20:17:31 Posted at October 24, 2014 20:17:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OMG. Dolores Umbridge is back. For Halloween. It was announced on Pottermore today that JK Rowling has written a new Harry Potter story to be posted on Halloween and it’s about Umbridge and her backstory – how did she get so pink and catty? The last time Jo gave us some new material – from the Quidditch World Cup – her site crashed. Full Story

Jake and a baby

October 24, 2014 19:46:00 Posted at October 24, 2014 19:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Splash

Jake Gyllenhaal was in Brooklyn today shooting scenes with a baby on a carousel for the film Demolition, for those of you who are into that kind of thing. He was also doing some interviews this morning to promote Nightcrawler, opening next Friday, Halloween. So if you want to be thrilled, but not necessarily by a conventional horror movie, go see skinny Jake going TMZ on crime scenes. Full Story

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Christian Bale Steve Jobs

October 24, 2014 17:30:56 Posted at October 24, 2014 17:30:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Aaron Sorkin has written a Steve Jobs movie screenplay. It was reported last week that Christian Bale was negotiating to play Jobs. Sorkin confirmed this week that Bale has indeed been cast. He also revealed that he didn’t have to audition and that it would be “an extremely difficult part”. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Brad go public but private

October 24, 2014 16:39:57 Posted at October 24, 2014 16:39:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every time, man. Every time I see or hear “Gwyneth + Brad”, only ONE Brad comes to mind. Anyway, Page Six is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk have gone public in private, “opening dating but behind closed doors. Full Story

A Laurel Episode!

October 24, 2014 16:28:09 Posted at October 24, 2014 16:28:09
Duana Posted by Duana

How To Get Away With Murder Season 1 Episode 5 recap Let’s be right up front and say that everything I know about lawyering I learned from TV, everything about people who know how to calculate people’s hearts but choose to turn off their own, those who want justice but know the reality is that sometimes getting reasonably close is good enough. Full Story

Demi and her girls

October 24, 2014 15:44:19 Posted at October 24, 2014 15:44:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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John Sciulli/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

It’s nice to see Demi Moore stepping out with her daughters so much lately. They were said to be estranged when Demi fell apart after Ashton Kutcher cheated on her and their marriage ended. Last night she seemed healthy and happy at a fashion event with Rumer and Tallulah Willis, who’s had some problems herself this year. Full Story

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Taylor Swift’s new stage presence

October 24, 2014 15:20:58 Posted at October 24, 2014 15:20:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

Taylor Swift performed Out Of The Woods on Kimmel last night. They shut down the block for her. I told you last week that I love the song – click here for a refresher – and that I can’t stop listening to it. Seeing her performing it is an entirely different experience. Full Story

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To Be Like Olivia Pope

October 24, 2014 14:48:05 Posted at October 24, 2014 14:48:05
Duana Posted by Duana

Scandal Season 4 Episode 5 recap This episode was all about good people, and whether there are any left. Of course that’s what the whole series is about. What it’s always been about – but back then, there were lines very clearly drawn. And now, well, Scandal isn’t trying to be as shocking as it can where the most morally clean act that happens this episode is Quinn performing a secret and illegal autopsy to extract a key from a dead girl’s stomach. Full Story

Jim Sturgess for Mr Porter

October 24, 2014 14:01:21 Posted at October 24, 2014 14:01:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a while. Not that Jim Sturgess hasn’t been working. It’s just that, well, none of what he’s been working on has been very high profile. With several films due for release over the last year, Sturgess is making some moves. He wants to be talked about. He thought that would have happened after One Day with Anne Hathaway. Full Story

October 24, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 24, 2014 13:21:49 Posted at October 24, 2014 13:21:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelley! Happy Birthday weekend from Jenny who wanted me to include photos of Tom Selleck from his Magnum days. Um. Thank you for this, really. Looking through those pictures was a really fun way to start my morning. Remember, this is what women used to see when they were reading horny books.  “For Amy, on her 30th: happiest of birthdays to you! Full Story

Thursday, October 23, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

It’s Thursday.

It’s Serial day.

Have you been good? I’ve been SO good. I don’t google anything about Serial. Never. Because for me, as I mentioned last week, it has to be from Sarah Koenig. All of it has to be from Sarah Koenig.

And, just like last week, I can’t listen until much later tonight even though waiting for episode 5, Route Talk, after Inconsistencies, has been the most challenging since it all started. Inconsistencies, and sketchy Jay, really took it to the next level.

WHY WOULD YOU SHOW SOMEONE A BODY IN THE PARKING LOT OF A BEST BUY???

Duana, Lorella, and I must have been on text from Toronto to London, England for the better part of 3 hours the other day yelling back and forth at each other about Jen f-cking Pusateri (which is how Duana likes to refer to her).  Read Full Intro