In this case, We Are All Jonah Hill. Look at him with Leonardo DiCaprio in Sydney the other day, gratefully accepting his role as Bro of Leo, down with his boy at all times of day and night, whatever he needs, and keeper of all secrets, honoured to have been bestowed the position. For now? But wouldn’t it be amazing if one day, Jonah Hill pulled a Truman Capote on the Pussy Posse? “All literature is gossip”, Capote said, so there’s your answer the next time some pretentious twat tries to make you feel like sh-t for caring about the time Ben Affleck went to a peeler bar and slipped his finger inside when a dancer was on his lap. Full Story

Earlier this week, it was confirmed that Ben Affleck dropped out of Focus, a comedy about an aging con artist and a young sexy apprentice, played by Kristen Stewart. Click here for a refresher. Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio was never so pretty as he was for Baz Luhrmann in Romeo + Juliet. As Dean wrote last week when he eulogised Leo’s sexiness -- click here for a refresher -- that’s the Leo we keep clinging to, the one we see with our memories instead of having to look at him as he is in the real, now. Full Story

What is Leo’s problem? The NY Django Unchained premiere happened last night and if you flip through the pics below you’ll see Olivia Wilde, Jamie Foxx, even Christoph Waltz having a great time, understandably excited to be celebrating one of the year’s best reviewed movies. Then there’s Leo, Smug Leo, barely awake with an expression that says “fine, I’ll come out to promote the most creatively challenging role I’ve had in a decade and wear this gorgeous suit but do NOT expect me to smile about it. Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio was photographed in New York on the set of The Wolf Of Wall Street yesterday playing tennis and smoking cigarettes. He’s no longer the young thin-faced Jack Dawson of Titanic but in many ways, the reason we still see him that way is because of how he moves his body. He’s always had that awkward boyish gait. Full Story

Remember Leonardo DiCaprio’s birthday last year? He partied in New York with his ma and a roomful of Victoria’s Secret models. Click here for a refresher. Leo’s birthday, he’ll be 38, is on Sunday. And apparently just in time. Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio continued to shoot The Wolf Of Wall Street yesterday in New York, this time on a yacht holding lobster claws surrounded by bikini girls and exchanging words with Kyle Chandler. Judging by Coach Taylor’s working class suit, I’m guessing he’s a cop, the adversary to Leo’s excessive 80s trader-pimp. Full Story

As Blake Lively works on Gossip Girl in New York, her boyfriend from her last birthday Leonardo DiCaprio is also there, also shooting, in a different part of the city. This is Leo on the set of The Wolf Of Wall Street getting swarmed by autograph seekers looking like he’d rather jump into a dumpster. Full Story

Blake Lively turned 25 on August 25 -- a Champagne Birthday! Remember her birthday last year? On Blake’s birthday last year, she was on a plane to Australia to visit then-boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio who was there shooting The Great Gatsby. Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio is shooting a new movie with Martin Scorsese called The Wolf Of Wall Street. Here he is on set in New York the last few days wearing dark hair and a suit cut from the 80s. Costume designers don’t get enough credit sometimes for hitting exactly the right notes in the details. Full Story

Always. Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio at lunch yesterday at Fred Segal with some friends and it’s just understood, you know? When he rolls with the boys, they take their seats in the middle, and he takes his at the head. If the head is not the best however, well, obviously adjustments are made so that Leo is situated wherever it is best, be it the view, be it for comfort, be it for maximum straddle room for whichever model he has chosen to service him that evening. Full Story

While Blake and Ryan are getting all domestic with their pies and canned foods, her ex-boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio is also in New York with his current model bonafide Erin Heatherton. The two were photographed riding their bikes home from dinner. I’m very surprised he doesn’t have a towel wrapped around his head. Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio and Erin Heatherton are still together. They had lunch in New York yesterday and she was seen caressing his face while he, um, patted her on the shoulder...?  It’s not quite as demonstrative as when he was on his knees for Blake Lively - click here Full Story

It’s apparently been rumoured that Leonardo DiCaprio and Baz Luhrmann did not get on very well during filming in Australia for The Great Gatsby. Luhrmann went out the other night in Sydney and was asked about their relationship. He said they’ve known each other a long time. That doesn’t sound to me like a denial but more of an acknowledgement - when people work closely together, there can be tension at times; that’s understandable, non?  There was an interesting detail that emerged from the report though. Full Story