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Intro for January 23, 2015

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Dear Gossips,

Tonight! The Boy Next Door!

Sarah was all pissy about it yesterday when we were texting. Her words: “It is sh-t”.

Yeah. So?

Joanna saw it last night at an advance screening. Her review will be posted later but she emailed me this morning with the following:

“You're going to LOVE IT. It's ridiculous. Why don't they make movies like this anymore???? The sex is GREAT, the movie's not... but it's bad on purpose. Would still recommend. ... Just expect to roll your eyes and laugh. A lot.”

I will. I know I will. I can’t wait.

As you’ve seen, JLO’s been all over the place this week hustling her movie. Last night, it was Watch What Happens Live. She was on the couch while Ryan Guzman got stuck behind the bar. Full Story

 

Smutty Tingles

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Lainey’s come down with something sudden and apologizes for the short day. She will be ready to go for the SAGs. Join us Monday for a full recap. Here’s a weekend signoff with Tingles…

Sasha finds Sienna's stripes in Lifestyle

The first dude’s cock to ball ratio is way off.  Should have declined this runway (Dlisted)

I totally believe Lilo’s virus excuse and feel terrible for her (The Superficial

Emma’s latest #HeForShe speech (Just Jared

Do sex bombs giggle? (Cele|bitchy

Ryan and JLo are not dating “at all” (Pop Sugar

Gaga and Adele team up (Too Fab

Justin’s wee wee might be that (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Wicked diving dog! (Hollywood Tuna

Greatest bad movie speeches (Pajiba

Johnny Depp finally showered! (Go Fug Yourself

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Sebastian Stan has crazy gymnast sex

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Speaking of sex at the movies. Lainey’s all het up for The Boy Next Door, I’m just relieved I don’t have to sit through it. No amount of top-notch fake f*cking can make up for a poorly made movie, sorry. Like I told Lainey last night, all commercials for The Boy Next Door make me want to do is watch Out of Sight. Full Story

 
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