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See Granny as Grace

October 9, 2012 18:34:30 Posted at October 9, 2012 18:34:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, FameFlynet

I believe these are the first shots of Nicole Kidman on set in Monaco as Grace Kelly. If this is a wig, it’s a very good one. Or did she take her extensions out? Princess Grace’s title, like that of her daughter-in-law Charlene, was Her Serene Highness. And Granny Freeze certainly looks serene here. Full Story

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The judge’s wife has three lips

September 5, 2012 18:19:37 Posted at September 5, 2012 18:19:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Al Bello/Getty

TMZ just reported that Mariah Carey’s American Idol is supposed to start auditioning in two weeks and so far she’s the only judge. Yeah? What’s the problem? TMZ says the problem is that producers are hoping for 4 judges; two of them - Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban - are still negotiating their deals and they’ve no ideas for the final person on the panel. Full Story

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Granny at the Games

July 30, 2012 14:36:10 Posted at July 30, 2012 14:36:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Dave M. Benett/Mike Marsland/Getty

This is Nicole Kidman’s first public appearance since Katie Holmes broke up with the Church Of Scientology to become Courage Mom, superhero, saving Suri from a life of auditing and being groomed to marry David Miscavige, thus thrusting Nicole’s post-Cruise parenting back into the spotlight. Full Story

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Madonna & Michelle Pfeiffer

June 18, 2012 20:54:08 Posted at June 18, 2012 20:54:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, New Press Photo/Splash

Are the same age. I guess there are many different ways of doing it... Here’s Michelle Pfeiffer this weekend at the premiere of People Like Us. She looks lovely. She doesn’t look like she’s fighting it. Do you remember her in Tequila Sunrise? This is my favourite Mel Gibson movie. Full Story

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Is this Grace’s face?

June 18, 2012 18:08:05 Posted at June 18, 2012 18:08:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Cole Bennetts/Getty

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban attended a fundraiser on Saturday night in Sydney. For a while there I thought she might not be messing with her face so much... Now I’m not so sure. Also, is it just me or are her teeth bigger? I spent time recently at an event with a dentist who gave me some fascinating information on celebrity tooth strategy. Full Story

Mousey Granny!

May 1, 2012 16:51:35 Posted at May 1, 2012 16:51:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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SWNS/Splash

Here are Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth shooting The Railway Man in Perth. I quite like her with brown hair. It softens all that sh-t she’s done to her face even though, from this distance, and in a blurry shot, that third upper lip is as bloated as ever. I really wish she’d stop muting her talent with her obsession to stay unwrinkled. Full Story

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I can’t find your point because you are too smart

April 9, 2012 19:49:52 Posted at April 9, 2012 19:49:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

A few years ago, there was an article floating around about Ashley Judd being the most “erudite” celebrity on the list of Erudite Celebrities. Is it because she’s so well educated? Perhaps. But I wonder if it isn’t because she wrestles you down on the ground with her big words and mashes them in your face until you concede. Full Story

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Granny Freeze Grace

April 9, 2012 14:16:53 Posted at April 9, 2012 14:16:53
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I had such a huge lady crush on Nicole Kidman ten years ago, circa Moulin Rouge. Unlike my lady crush on Lucy Liu, though, the crush on Kidman did not survive the ensuing years and her increasingly frozen face. She made me too sad to crush on her. But maybe Pre-Frozen Nicole is making a comeback. As Entertainment Weekly noted Full Story

No gloves for Granny

April 2, 2012 19:12:09 Posted at April 2, 2012 19:12:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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We discussed it in reference to Madonna and SJP earlier this year. Click here and here for articles on Hand Shame. What happens when the hands don’t match the face? At the time I wondered about Hand Surgery. Full Story

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Madge’s LA Face & Ass

March 26, 2012 16:20:06 Posted at March 26, 2012 16:20:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tim Mosenfelder/Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty

Madonna appeared on stage at the Ultra Music Festival in Miami, because she’s all the club tracks, this weekend with Avicci who worked on MDNA which drops tomorrow. I haven’t heard the entire album. But I think I’ll like it OK. As in a few catchy beats, something to throw on at the gym, but perhaps not super memorable. Full Story

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Susan Sarandon had lipo

March 22, 2012 15:40:59 Posted at March 22, 2012 15:40:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

There’s a feature on Susan Sarandon in the new issue of PEOPLE. She talks about aging in Hollywood. You can read most of it here. I like the part where she talks about how there are a lot of guys out there who are attracted to interesting women. Because their mothers raised them to be. Full Story

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