Wednesday, May 22, 2013
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Dear Gossips,

I can’t believe Michael Douglas won’t be receiving an Oscar nomination for his work in Behind The Candelabra. Because he is BRILLIANT in Behind The Candelabra. An actor still at the very, very, very top of his game. And Matt Damon too. And Steven Soderbergh.

Behind The Candelabra is so f-cking good, I watched it twice last night, back to back. You know what the word is? It’s a word I never, ever, ever use because it’s so, so, SO overused:

Fabulous.

But how else to say it? Fabulous, and sad, and hysterical. The kind of movie you keep playing, if only to learn the lines. What makes it even more fabulous is that fabulous was not their goal. They played it straight, no pun intended. In playing it straight, the authenticity gave way to the fabulous, organically.  Read Full Intro

Katy Cambridge blooms in yellow

May 22, 2013 19:24:23 Posted at May 22, 2013 19:24:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mrs Cambridge attended the Queen’s garden party today at Buckingham Palace with her in-laws. She looked great in yellow over the growing heir. Not much longer now. As you can see, Kate seems to get on great with Camilla. And William? Garden parties aren’t for the Wales boys, I guess. Full Story

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Jen & her Friends

May 22, 2013 18:42:40 Posted at May 22, 2013 18:42:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston is co-hosting the Ellen DeGeneres Show today. This was surprising to me. Because it’s not like she has a movie to promote. And she’s big enough of a star that she can afford to be more sparing with her time anyway even when she does have something to promote...although when you get into the “lifestyle” game, all those rules must change. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 22, 2013 18:34:01 Posted at May 22, 2013 18:34:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wouldn’t you have wanted to see this in Cannes? (Dlisted)

Ewan McGregor’s new look (Too Fab)

Lance Armstrong likes getting licked there (The Superficial)

Someone paid for Stacy Keibler to go to Cannes and it wasn’t George Clooney (Just Jared)

Is she still dating Sean Penn? (Hollywood Tuna)

How does Kanye West’s girlfriend get the foundation so even all over her body? (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch continues to film Sherlock (Cele|bitchy)

Love Letters & Soul Mates (Romance Beat)

Oh yeah! Johnny Depp’s mugshot! (Hollywood PQ)

Well what did you think would happen going into business with that loser? (Pink Is The New Blog)

What Brad did for Angelina

May 22, 2013 17:30:23 Posted at May 22, 2013 17:30:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the second week in the row, PEOPLE’s cover story is Brange with details from “insiders” about how Brad Pitt helped Angelina Jolie through her mastectomies: "Brad did everything he could to keep things secret and protect Angie. They really wanted Angie to be able to recover and rest before they shared the story. Full Story

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You stay classy, Anchorman

May 22, 2013 16:20:47 Posted at May 22, 2013 16:20:47
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I have this horrible thought that I cannot shake—what if the new Arrested Development isn’t as good as the old? It’s been ten years since the show first premiered—at this point, isn’t the nostalgia part of the love? I live in increasing fear of the new episodes not living up to the hype and somehow retroactively tainting the original run of the series. Full Story

Andrew kisses Emma

May 22, 2013 16:01:09 Posted at May 22, 2013 16:01:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Well, they’re still together, for now. Then again, Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield’s love journey hasn’t been fraught with as much drama as Robsten, both from outside factors and inside influences. At least not yet. Emma spoke at the Peace, Love & A Cure Triple Negative Breast Cancer Foundation benefit yesterday in New Jersey. Full Story

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How Leo parties in Cannes Part 2

May 22, 2013 15:06:57 Posted at May 22, 2013 15:06:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Surrounded by beautiful women, of course. Click here for Part 1 posted yesterday. Last night Leonardo DiCaprio, still in Cannes, hit up the De Grisogono party at the Eden Roc. The De Grisogono party is one of the more hilarious festival events for its high low factor. Full Story

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Totally forgot about The Wolverine

May 22, 2013 14:44:04 Posted at May 22, 2013 14:44:04
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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When Lainey asked if I wanted to write about The Wolverine’s new trailer, I had a moment of, “What is she talking about…?” and then I remembered Hugh Jackman’s new movie, due in July. But I forgot about it. I even wrote about the first Full Story

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The War of Bella & Edward

May 22, 2013 14:34:55 Posted at May 22, 2013 14:34:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Hey Lainey, please tell us what's going on with Rob and Kristen. Nothing makes sense for us. We have that theory that they're both moving back to Rob's house because her's on sale since January. And since there was construction work at Rob's house since last summer, which is now finished, we thought that was maybe the reason why they bought Kristen's house in the first place and are now selling it, so they can move back to Rob's house. Full Story

May 22, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

May 22, 2013 13:32:06 Posted at May 22, 2013 13:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michele! Congratulations on Ivymay! Karyn told me you won’t be able to join us at SMUT Vancouver. We will miss you! Here are Bono and Norman Reedus -- with a puppy -- by request.  And for Joanne -- I’m so sorry about Daisy. You’re right that she was loved, so much, and by so many of you. Full Story

Tuesday, May 21, 2013
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Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those of you in Canada returning from the Victoria Day long weekend. PLEASE NOTE: we were open for business yesterday and several articles were posted, starting at Brad Pitt here. If you missed it, please start at that link and work back by clicking PREVIOUS ARTICLE for all updates. Or scroll down and click VIEW OLDER to get caught up.

Seth MacFarlane posted yesterday on Twitter that he will not return as Oscar host:

“Traumatized critics exhale: I'm unable to do the Oscars again. Tried to make it work schedule-wise, but I need sleep. However, I highly recommend the job, as Zadan and Meron are two of the most talented producers in the business.  Read Full Intro

Marion & Guillaume porn

May 21, 2013 20:44:12 Posted at May 21, 2013 20:44:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been two years since Pitt Porn in Cannes. I miss them so much. I miss the way Brad walked with the cast up the steps and then came back down to pick up the Jolie, like King and Queen, blessing the public. Not even Justin Timberlake dared to do that with his wife. In the absence of Brange though, if Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet are there, I will manage just fine. Full Story

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G goes to a party and makes up with Kate Moss

May 21, 2013 20:13:27 Posted at May 21, 2013 20:13:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I was about to call it a day because my screener for Behind The Candelabra just arrived and the entire schedule has now been rearranged to accommodate. Nothing takes precedence over marble bathtubs and plastic surgery. EXCEPT, well, Gwyneth Paltrow just showed up at a party in London. And you know I like to get my G off quickly. Full Story

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