Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Last Friday, ahead of the Super Bowl, I wrote that I spend a lot of time wondering what Beyoncé is up to. Click here for a refresher. Since Saturday, when she gave us the Formation, I spend even more time wondering what Beyoncé is up to.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

February 10, 2016 22:31:58 Posted at February 10, 2016 22:31:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m kinda into Susan Sarandon’s son now (Dlisted)

Jude Law’s new car commercial (Just Jared

I really don’t think Vanessa Paradis minds anymore, do you? (Cele|bitchy

Cindy Crawford doesn’t think she and Richard Gere were ever friends (TooFab

Can’t decide if I like Alison Brie’s dress (Popoholic

Will Smith makes his kids sound like normal teenagers. When they talk they don’t sound normal at all (The Superficial)  

Carmen Electra lives in a time machine (Hollywood Tuna

Helen Mirren is glorious in red (Go Fug Yourself

Come on. You know someone you want to give this to (Jezebel)

Blue’s babysitter

February 10, 2016 22:18:53 Posted at February 10, 2016 22:18:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash News

PEOPLE posted an exclusive today about Gwyneth Paltrow and her new beauty and skincare line with Juice Beauty. It’s the same old from G, the keys to healthy living, blah blah blah… Wait. What. The. F-ck. Why did it take me so long to buy these photos of G babysitting the Blue Ivy Carter, the child of the greatest entertainer alive? THE heir of Beyoncé. Full Story

Charlize in red

February 10, 2016 21:04:05 Posted at February 10, 2016 21:04:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash News, Chad Buchanan/ Getty Images

Charlize Theron has kept a very low profile for months. You’ll recall, last year she broke up with Sean Penn, supposedly cutting him off abruptly. Then it was confirmed that she’d adopted daughter August. For the last few weeks she’s been in Europe shooting The Coldest City. She plays a spy who’s hunting down double agents. Full Story

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Idris is single?

February 10, 2016 20:15:59 Posted at February 10, 2016 20:15:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Joe Scarnici/ David Livingston/ Jeffrey Mayer/ Getty Images

Idris Elba did not attend the Golden Globes this year. Two years ago, however, he was there with Naiyana Garth and she was pregnant with their son. Idris took his daughter Isan to the SAGs a couple of weeks ago. And I guess that tipped off the UK tabloids because now the Sun is reporting that he and Naiyana broke up. Full Story

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Nearly Naked Tom Hiddleston

February 10, 2016 18:32:44 Posted at February 10, 2016 18:32:44
Sarah Posted by Sarah

A new trailer for Tom Hiddleston’s next film, High Rise, came out yesterday and it expands on the previous glimpse of Nearly Naked Sunbathing Tom Hiddleston with Nearly Naked Standing & Talking Tom Hiddleston. This is what I mean about this movie baiting the super enthusiastic internet fandom surrounding Hiddleston—how long am I going to have to spend on Tumblr before finding a GIF of Nearly Naked Tom Hiddleston? Point-two seconds? (Literally the first search result Full Story

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Jen on the Sandy road to Oscar?

February 10, 2016 17:36:53 Posted at February 10, 2016 17:36:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Kevin Mazur/ D Dipasupil/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Brian Ach/ Getty Images

Jennifer Aniston joined Justin Theroux at the NY premiere of Zoolander No 2 last night. He also walked down the red carpet runway in character as Evil DJ. As for Jen, it was announced recently that she’ll be producing and starring in a new movie called The Fixer, based on real life sports manager Denise White who was the subject for a 2014 article in Men’s Journal called The Woman Who Bails Out The NFL’s Bad Boys. Full Story

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Johnny Depp to disappear in a pile of scarves

February 10, 2016 16:32:57 Posted at February 10, 2016 16:32:57
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Let’s start with a sidebar—this morning Funny Or Die posted a fifty-minute video called The Art of the Deal: The Movie, which is a “TV movie” from the 1980s based on Donald Trump’s book of the same name, which stars “Donald Trump” as played by a completely convincing Johnny Depp. Full Story

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Ryan Reynolds’s (singing) game

February 10, 2016 15:48:11 Posted at February 10, 2016 15:48:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jim Spellman/ Slaven Vlasic/ Roy Rochlin/ Theo Wargo/ Astrid Stawiarz/ Getty Images

Deadpool opens on Friday. So does Zoolander 2. Promotion has been heavy on both movies. Ryan Reynolds, in particular, has been hustling like we’ve never seen him hustle. And without being gross about it. He’s doing his job and he looks like he’s having a great time doing his job. Full Story

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The Liam Neeson dating game

February 10, 2016 15:22:35 Posted at February 10, 2016 15:22:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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James Devaney/ Donato Sardella/ Getty Images

Liam Neeson blind riddling himself generated more response yesterday – at least on my site – than Tom Hardy’s dick. What a great, unintentional, accidental publicity stunt. You think Rita Ora’s calling Liam now? Who is Liam Neeson’s “incredibly famous” secret girlfriend? My guess, based on nothing, was Nigella Lawson. Full Story