Tuesday, May 26, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

I read a headline this morning about Cary Fukunaga. He was supposed to direct the film adaptation of Stephen King’s It but has now dropped out over creative differences. Click here for more details. You remember Cary took over the Emmy Awards last year when he won for directing True Detective and everyone lost their minds because they saw his face.

So then I did an image search and it turns out I missed him at the MET Gala. With shorter hair. Two weeks before that he was at the Tribeca Film Festival though and the bun was intact. I think I might prefer the bun.

Welcome back from Memorial Day weekend to those of you in America. It was a full blog here yesterday so if you’re easing back into it, please scroll down to get caught up.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Michael Fassbender in Slow West

May 26, 2015 14:26:51 Posted at May 26, 2015 14:26:51
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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A crafty subversion of the Western genre, Slow West is in turns hypnotic, lyrical, and absurd. It’s a pitch-black dark comedy centered on a hopelessly romantic quest that’s more interested in episodic beats than it is a cohesive narrative, which means it won’t be for everyone. Slow West is not badly paced—not at all—but it does present a challenge to the viewer. Full Story

What happened to Chris Evans?

May 26, 2015 14:03:14 Posted at May 26, 2015 14:03:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A few weeks ago Lily Collins was supposedly dating Chris Evans. Click here for a refresher. There was something. Because his reaction to the question during the Avengers press tour was…well… maybe he was just drunk: Anyway. Full Story

Monday, May 25, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Oh Monday.

You need a hit of something to get you going? Why do I need an excuse to post pictures of Matt Bomer getting out of the water, also known as God’s perfection. Because it’s not just the face, is it? It’s the proportion. Like, Matt Bomer even has good legs. The legs can often f-ck up a good everything else. But his legs? Not too short, not too long, not too skinny, not thick at all. He’s going to wreck my heart in that Montgomery Clift biopic.

It’s a long weekend in the US but business as usual here in Canada. If you’re working, or hung over, I’m around all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Every time I see you falling…

May 25, 2015 20:17:51 Posted at May 25, 2015 20:17:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Even when I’m 90 I will still know every single word to this song. New Order’s Bizarre Love Triangle, obviously. Substance! God, that album. For an entire year, I used to get ready to Thieves Like Us, pretending I was Molly Ringwald. Anyway, Brandon Flowers (you didn’t think I would start the week without him, did you?) is continuing to tour the UK – The Desired Effect topped UK sales charts in its first week – and performed last night in Manchester…with Bernard Sumner. Full Story

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Sienna’s Cannes closers

May 25, 2015 19:26:40 Posted at May 25, 2015 19:26:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sienna Miller wore two Gucci dresses to close Cannes. The first was a dusty rose tiered gown that would have been just ok if not for that red collar and the caped shoulder which saves it from being Marchesa which, kinda sounds like I just compared sh-t to diarrhoea. Not my intention.  For the final evening, it was blue leather on top and flirty skirt on the bottom and for me, the standout here is her hair. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 25, 2015 18:35:14 Posted at May 25, 2015 18:35:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A bad boob job really is the source of many problems (Dlisted

Alison Pill is married! (Just Jared

Michael B Jordan will take the hate (Cele|bitchy

Celebrities on the beach (TooFab

Isn’t a US holiday without a US bikini (The Superficial

The model walk in Monaco (Hollywood Tuna

Beyonce and Jay Z in Florence (Pop Sugar

Is Cameron Diaz getting marriage advice from Drew Barrymore? (OK!

Alicia & Michael in Monaco

May 25, 2015 17:06:35 Posted at May 25, 2015 17:06:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Macbeth was screened at Cannes to very strong reviews for everything – the performances, the cinematography, the pace of the story… And for a minute there it looked like it might contend for the Palme d’Or. Instead, it ended up being Jacques Audiard’s Dheepan. That doesn’t mean it won’t be a player at the Oscars though. Full Story

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Mimi reclined

May 25, 2015 16:02:56 Posted at May 25, 2015 16:02:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There was a great article about Mimi over the weekend at The Daily Mail. Damion Young used to be Mimi’s best friend. He started off as her producer. Then he just became her +1 for everything. They’ve since fallen out. But now he’s giving interviews to tabloids about what life was like at her side. Full Story

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Chris Pratt’s pre-apology

May 25, 2015 15:29:06 Posted at May 25, 2015 15:29:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Pratt is about to start heavy press for Jurassic World. So he posted a pre-apology on Facebook in the event that he f-cks up during an interview. It’s wonderful. He is wonderful. Let’s read it together first:   (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse meets his niece

May 25, 2015 15:15:55 Posted at May 25, 2015 15:15:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Multiple outlets are reporting that Prince Harry went to visit the Cambridges this weekend to meet his niece, Charlotte. Great. More importantly, he played polo on Sunday. Ginger and green is a great combination. As is Hot Harry and a horse. And the white pants. Also, Harry’s competition face. Full Story

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Yellow is not her best colour

May 25, 2015 14:44:33 Posted at May 25, 2015 14:44:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sarah reviewed Tomorrowland in the previous post – click here for a refresher. And while the movie topped the box office for Memorial Day weekend, the actual number isn’t great. The number will need to grow overseas in order for it not to be considered a loss. Full Story

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