Adam Levine Gossip
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The Emmys could have totally used some more Beyonce. Because no matter how bad it got on Sunday night, at least you knew there would be a payoff at the very end, right?
As Duana pointed out, we spent the VMAs asking each other “who are these people?” and we spent the Emmys asking each other “why is it always the same people?” Which is why we ended up spending the whole night on the liveblog trying to decide who’s grosser than Adam Levine.
Here’s what we concluded:
We would rather Fred Armisen over Adam Levine. We would rather Weird Al Yankovic over Adam Levine. I would rather Joffrey from Game Of Thrones over Adam Levine. That’s where Duana drew the line because she wouldn’t want to be killed by crossbow during sex. But think about it. Read Full Intro
This week, Lainey wrote about celebrities being paid to dress like assholes (click here for a refresher), otherwise known as Coachella. It’s a mess – flower crowns, fringe boots (because why wouldn’t you wear suede boots in the desert?), floppy velvet hats - and I guess getting high and riding the Ferris wheel calls for a certain esthetic. Full Story
Adam Levine is allegedly* very freshly off the market, which is great for him, but better for us because this gossip involves the weirdest little piece of pop trivia. You see, Adam’s supposed new woman is apparently actress Amanda Setton. If you haven’t already scrolled down to check out her picture, you’re for sure wondering “who?”, because this girl has very low name recognition. Full Story
Let’s begin by me saying, yet again, that Adam Levine is gross. Never been a fan of Maroon 5. Never found him attractive. Interviewed him a couple of years ago and it felt like I was expected to find him attractive. That he expected it from me. And I remember afterwards Dylan, whose male bullsh-t meter has always been uncannily accurate, immediately confirmed that he was a fraud. Full Story
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Oh look at Uncle Leo being all cute and uncley with Ruby Maguire and her mom Jen in New York the other day. I wonder if Uncle Leo doesn’t feel the way I do about children: love your children, not interested in (having) my own children. I mean, it’s not like Gisele didn’t want babies. And I’m not sure that 22 year old models - his usual dating target - are the most likely candidates for baby-making should a man be ready for the baby-making. Full Story
Despite numerous reports that she can barely hold her sh-t together, NBC is going ahead with confirming Christina Aguilera as one of the four judges on its new show The Voice, premiering in April. The press conference happened yesterday. She looks busted, always, but maybe not as busted as she’s been lately, which is just a fancy way of saying that this is her sh-t to her past diarrhoea. Full Story
Russell Brand heading to the Laker game on Sunday. F-ck he’s disgusting. Hilariously, nastily disgusting. But why should I judge who you want to shamef-ck? If he is indeed your shamef-ck … giv’er. But never tell. How about Adam Levine? Is he your shamef-ck? For the benefit of those new to the site: I hate Maroon 5. Full Story
Again… I don’t get it. Mario Velveeta Lopez. He was named one of Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Males of 2009. Why??? In about 5 minutes I will receive a text message from my main ‘mo Darren telling me all the things he’d like to do with Mario in the shower. Exactly. Mario Lopez is one of the boys they feature in those videos projected up on the screen at gay bars. Full Story