Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are 27 years old today. To celebrate their birthday, they wore... matching ... What do you call these, anyway? Sport sandals? These two have made it a point not to dress similarly for years. And we’re not supposed to call them the Olsen twins anymore either. Full Story

These two. And I’m usually an Olsen apologist. But Ashley totally missed the point here and you’d think Mary-Kate would embrace the punk but instead both of them seemed to be under the impression that the MET Gala theme this year was Shades of the Orient. What’s frustrating is that MK was almost there. Full Story

Mary Kate Olsen is dating Olivier Sarkozy. They’ve reportedly moved in together. On Saturday they had brunch with her sister Ashley who, at first glance, looks like she has freakishly small arms in that coat. Full Story

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were named Womenswear Designer Of The Year last night for The Row at the CFDA Awards in New York. Was is that alligator backpack that retails for $34,000? This is not a typo. Click here if you want to buy it. In selecting the Row and MK and Ashley as the award recipients, does that mean we must believe that they actually do the sketching? Please Fashion People, tell me how and what to think. Full Story

A couple of weeks ago, In Touch reported that Johnny Depp was spotted sneaking out of Ashley Olsen’s apartment in NYC on February 27th after having spent the night there. Click here for a refresher. Since it’s In Touch, and therefore salt-grainy, that story came and went pretty quickly. Full Story

WHAT?Normally I wouldn’t cover this story. But I know you’ll be pounding me with emails this all day. As I always say though, please, please, PLEASE, before you get excited about gossip, any gossip, please, please, PLEASE consider the source.The source is IN TOUCH WEEKLY.In Touch Weekly keeps saying that Katie Holmes is leaving Tom Cruise. Full Story

Everyone is all over this Ashley Olsen/Justin Timberlake situation. Click here if you missed my initial thoughts about it earlier this week. During the liveblogs, people have been asking whether or not it’s legit. My thoughts? Well first, I hear they’ve been out in a group several times in NYC with friends, including her sister. Full Story

Spoken like a man who just dumped a girl... I don’t always have kind things to say about Justin Timberlake, and this might be a backhanded compliment but after he f-cks up a girl, at least he’s speaks well of them. Including the most recent Jessica Biel. In his new interview with Vanity Fair, here’s how he described the Shelfy: “She is the single-handedly most significant person in my life. Full Story

I don’t know why people bother tutting about what the Olsens wear, especially to events like these. At this point, does anyone really think that they’re hoping to make it onto People.com’s Best Dressed of the Night? Mary-Kate would probably prune herself to death if she was listed side by side on style with Carrie Underwood, are you kidding me? If there’s any party where the Olsens will get it, where they will not go boring like Zoe Saldana, it’s this one. Full Story

Here's a first look at Ashley Olsen on the cover of the September issue of FASHION. It's a beautiful set of photographs with, of course!, only pruned lips involved and a lot of dark eyes. Am all over the heavily lined eyes. If only my eyes weren't so oily. Ashley and Mary-Kate are adding a denim line to their growing label. Full Story

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were on Good Morning America today promoting their new line for juniors called Olsenboye available exclusively at JC Penney. Prices range from $20 - $50. What? Affordable Olsens? Click here  to see the current designs inspired by New York. Full Story

I don’t want to hear it about how you don’t like their style. That’s the whole point. And how can you not like MK’s blue clutch? The billionaire Twin Prunes showed up for Nine last night in New York giving us a good dose of their pucker. Say what you want about whatever it is they’re always criticised for but, contrary to many of their peers, when Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen say they want privacy, they actually go about securing their privacy. Full Story

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were in Toronto earlier this week promoting Elizabeth & James at Holt Renfrew and then an interview at MuchMusic for MOD. A word first on Elizabeth & James. I own one item. A dress. Click here Full Story

Have received a lot of email about my dress at S.M.U.T. Was originally intending to wear another one but there was, um, a wardrobe malfunction and, at 5pm, with only an hour before I had to be at the venue… PANIC. Thank you Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. It’s Elizabeth & James. A dress called Ninette. Full Story