Remember Outbreak? Patrick Dempsey and his monkey? Brad Pitt is looking for him. This was my first thought seeing the new trailer for World War Z. Brad is Dustin Hoffman. Is he looking for Patient Zero? Does he have a multipurpose assistant like Cuba Gooding Jr? How was he a stunt helicopter pilot AND a scientist AND a sharpshooter AND a bodyguard ALL AT THE SAME TIME!?! Anyway, as you can see below, “outbreak” is what they’re going with here as promotional strategy for Brad’s mega expensive summer movie, opening in June. Full Story

Look. We all want a wedding-off. A Brange vs JJ wedding-off is GREAT for Gossip. But since the story comes from the UK Sun-- that Brange applied for a marriage licence and want to marry around the same time as Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux -- there’s no way we can believe it, because it’s bullsh-t. Full Story

Brad Pitt was in France for a quick couple of days on an art trip. I appreciate how economical he was with his wardrobe -- just a long coat and black jeans, alternating between a t-shirt and hoodie and a black shirt. See attached below of Brad with his art folder tucked under arm in Paris, and then arriving back in LA yesterday. Full Story

US Weekly printed a hilarious Valentine’s Day story yesterday about the Brange. According to the magazine, Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie a “breath freshening” product as a symbol of his love. The Eat Whatever system includes a gel tablet and breath mints to fix the odour coming from her mouth. Full Story

Drew Barrymore launched her own wine last year. Because she’s no longer the quirky girl with daisies in her hair. She’s now great with a baby sling and a skillet, hosts dinner parties, and why not monetise that sh-t? Now the Brange is also getting in on the drinking game. As you know, the Brange are half French unofficially because they own a chateau, Miraval. Full Story

Still no denial or confirmation about whether or not Brange was married over the holidays in Turks and Caicos. And photographers claim Brad Pitt was hiding his hand yesterday upon arrival at LAX so we wouldn’t be able to see a ring. From what I understand, a lot of it resulted from the local residents themselves. Full Story

Did they actually do it? Are they making us f-cking wait for an announcement? God, why can’t anyone tell us for sure!?!? shouted Jen across the balcony... It’s imagined dialogue but is it totally implausible? Belinda White, the online fashion editor for The Daily Telegraph Full Story

It started off so promising! The Oscar Leg seemed so promising: Angelina Jolie took over the Academy Awards with her leg, and everyone memed the sh-t of it, and she became a punchline, and Brangelunatics were like, no way, ha ha, it means everyone is still talking about them, and they followed that up with an engagement and that was only April. Full Story

While US Weekly’s cover this week features a re-pregnant Porny, PEOPLE is going with Brad Pitt in advance of the release of his movie Killing Them Softly. And there’s an interview. Two years ago in Cannes, we were told that Brad would no longer be speaking with non-news outlets. Full Story

Brad Pitt intimated to PEOPLE last night at the New York premiere of Killing Them Softly that he would be marrying Angelina Jolie imminently: "I am getting more pressure from my kids, and it is something I want to do within their lifetime, but I also feel like the time has come. Full Story

I recently re-read World War Z to see if it was as good as I remembered. I hadn’t read it for a few years and I got to thinking—maybe I’m over-selling it, maybe it’s not as good as I recall. So I re-read the book, and then I re-read JM Straczynski’s 2008 draft of the script, and no, I wasn’t over-selling it, and it was every bit as good as I remembered. Full Story

We all agree on this, right? Brad Pitt’s Chanel ad sucked. You know it sucks when a cast member from Glee parodies your sh-t. Oh they’ll find a thousand ways to justify and rationalise but Brad Pitt never intended to be made into a joke. Full Story

Oh good. There’s a second version of Brad Pitt’s Chanel ad. This time he’s still offering his pretentiously poetic thoughts about the universe only he’s not on camera the whole time. Instead, while Brad speaks, models appear on screen in scenes that remind me of the trailer to Cloud Atlas Full Story