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Attack of the CumHard

December 10, 2015 22:54:44 Posted at December 10, 2015 22:54:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Will you join me in some humour at the end of a long day, courtesy the CumHards? Because it’s after 5pm and I still have an interview to do for etalk, two hours to go, and I needed this, I really needed it. And crazy stupid fans are always, always good for some joy. A reader called Juliet just sent over an article about Benedict Cumberbatch’s CumHards and their conspiracy theories and how they tried to get the writer fired. Full Story

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A Twilight reunion

June 17, 2015 16:29:42 Posted at June 17, 2015 16:29:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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But not the one they were hoping for… Kristen Stewart and Twilight author Stephenie Meyer presented together last night at the Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards in LA. The two collaborated on a short film competition encouraging female filmmakers to submit Twilight-related work to be shown on Facebook later this year after being reviewed by a panel of celebrity judges including Stewart and Meyer, Kate Winslet, Octavia Spencer, and Julie Bowen. Full Story

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Royal Cumhard

March 11, 2015 17:35:24 Posted at March 11, 2015 17:35:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’ve been waiting all week for new Benedict Cumberbatch photos so that I can show you what I’m about to show you. Official business first: Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter were out last night in London hanging out with Princess Anne at an event to benefit the Motor Neurone Disease Association. Full Story

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Cumhard confirmation

November 12, 2014 14:32:38 Posted at November 12, 2014 14:32:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Every week or so, I get an email from a particular subset of Twi-Hard. I call them the deniers. These are the ones who refuse to believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are no longer together. And that not only are they not broken up, but that she secretly had a baby last year and everything we’re seeing now is an attempt to hide the child. Full Story

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Bald Betty

January 29, 2013 18:58:24 Posted at January 29, 2013 18:58:24
Dean Posted by Dean
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January Jones is losing her hair. She says it’s “falling out in clumps” because she changes the colour so often, I guess a common hazard for busy working actresses (maybe a problem for regular ladies too?). Normally this would be something that we could maybe feel bad about, but if she’s talking about it on the SAG red carpet and at Sundance I think it’s ok to laugh at this, right? Maybe even, if we’re feeling really inspired later today, me and Lainey could create a Black Eyed Peas parody video called My Clumps? That her hair is falling out is totally typical of January Jones. Full Story

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Lauryn goes to court

June 29, 2012 16:10:10 Posted at June 29, 2012 16:10:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is Lauryn Hill in Newark today arriving at court for her tax evasion trial. The federal government says she owes $1.5 million after not filing tax returns for several years. Here’s her explanation about why she didn’t bother paying taxes: "Over-commercialization and its resulting restrictions and limitations can be very damaging and distorting to the inherent nature of the individual. Full Story

I can’t find your point because you are too smart

April 9, 2012 19:49:52 Posted at April 9, 2012 19:49:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A few years ago, there was an article floating around about Ashley Judd being the most “erudite” celebrity on the list of Erudite Celebrities. Is it because she’s so well educated? Perhaps. But I wonder if it isn’t because she wrestles you down on the ground with her big words and mashes them in your face until you concede. Full Story

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American Girl and the Brange swarm

September 27, 2010 08:26:00 Posted at September 27, 2010 08:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know what’s trippy? The first time I commented on American Girl it was also in reference to a Brange article. Click here for a refresher. It was just after the Oscars in March and Duana and Michelle took me to the American Girl at The Grove for my first visit. Full Story

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Better with his shirt on...

September 1, 2010 07:23:11 Posted at September 1, 2010 07:23:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Compared to this, non? But why are these, the new Fans, the modern, post Facebook/Twitter iteration of the Fan, why is it so f-cking crazy??? It’s not just Twi-Hards, although Stephenie Meyer did activate some kind of loser gene in her faithful, it’s also these rabid lunatics who love too much and too wrong, who’ve been known to create alternate universes, frightening UN-realities, and – the best – are willing to share them. Full Story

They hate her more than they hate me

March 2, 2010 07:48:01 Posted at March 2, 2010 07:48:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twi-Hards. Emilie de Ravin. Lately the hatemail hasn’t been so much directed at me but at her. Like I’m her spokesperson. We’ll get to that later. And what did Emilie de Ravin do? Well, she had the audacity to accept a movie role as Robert Pattinson’s love interest in Remember Me. Full Story

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Best of 2009: Belligerate!

December 29, 2009 09:20:10 Posted at December 29, 2009 09:20:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was originally planning to write one massive Twi-Hard hatemail post to commemorate their email amazingness over the last year but then new photos of Robert Pattinson emerged today so why not split them up, highlighting some of the best? I wonder if you’ve forgotten some of their gems. Pattinson was spotted in London with his sister, having spent time with family for the holiday. Full Story