Ebola Victims Articles

Ebola infection repeat customer

November 1, 2010 07:54:11 Posted at November 1, 2010 07:54:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson threw a Halloween party on Saturday night. It’s an annual tradition. And hers is the party you want an invitation too. Gwen Stefani showed with Tony Kanal. Leo D turned up behind a mask. Adam Sandler and Nicole Richie were there too in addition to many more legitimate celebrities who cleverly avoided being photographed. Full Story

Ebola’s Beat-Me-Face Soul Mate

September 30, 2010 09:32:28 Posted at September 30, 2010 09:32:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ebola Paris Hilton was out last night in LA for a photo opp with her man. Apparently it’s working on a new reality tv show with Oxygen. Tori Spelling is on Oxygen too, non? Dumb network. Especially if it wants to sign Ebola. Because you know about Ebola. You know it touches and destroys...everything. Full Story

It’s really a shame about that infection...

September 1, 2010 07:03:53 Posted at September 1, 2010 07:03:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And the fact that he’s a vain douche. Because Jared Leto is beautiful. Ageless too. Here he is bike riding in New York yesterday with toned arms and such great bone structure, trying to make you forget that he’s carrying around a bad case of Ebola Paris Hilton infection that SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN simply because he’s so goodlooking. Full Story

Can’t be saved

August 11, 2010 09:42:04 Posted at August 11, 2010 09:42:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Adrian Grenier, you’re a dumb f-ck. All he has now is Entourage. And Entourage has been good this season. The last two episodes were particularly strong. HBO has announced that next year will likely be the last with a possible film extension afterwards although it’s nowhere near confirmed. Full Story

Is it out of your system?

July 9, 2010 07:57:29 Posted at July 9, 2010 07:57:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leonardo DiCaprio fraternised with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton thus destroying Germany’s hopes at a World Cup title. Warner Bros is hoping that that’s the extent of their star’s Ebola infection. And that it is no longer contagious. Because of course they’re hoping for a hit with Inception. Full Story

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Will you blame Leo?

July 7, 2010 09:03:00 Posted at July 7, 2010 09:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ebola Paris Hilton was arrested then released for pot possession in South Africa. To celebrate its freedom, it ended up partying with Leonardo DiCaprio per Page Six. They were in Cape Town and hit up a club and had tables side by side, hanging out all night, having also travelled together to the World Cup via private jet courtesy some obscenely wealthy starf-cker. Full Story

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Ebola destroys Brazil

July 2, 2010 11:33:25 Posted at July 2, 2010 11:33:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My friend Lorella alerted me to this as I am not an Ebola tracker, I don’t want to die. They are weeping on the streets in Rio de Janeiro today as Brazil was taken out by the Dutch who’ve now advanced to the semi-finals. For Brazilians, anything short of a World Cup title is considered a pathetic failure. Full Story

Spittle saved my ass

May 21, 2010 07:21:40 Posted at May 21, 2010 07:21:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The AMFAR red carpet at Cannes is looooong. And jammed. It's an international festival. This is the most well attended party of the two weeks. So the press comes from everywhere in the world. Since it's not a film premiere, celebrities at AMFAR are not required to stop at every outlet for interviews. Full Story

A leather suit and Ebola

May 20, 2010 07:33:00 Posted at May 20, 2010 07:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. Full Story

After Ebola – sweat it out

March 30, 2010 10:12:46 Posted at March 30, 2010 10:12:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were photographed a couple of days ago out for a run with friends. Or whatever their version of running is. Over the weekend Nicole ran into Ebola Paris Hilton, the first time the two were spotted together publicly in a long time. As you know, since Nicole has had her children, she’s pretty much stayed away from that piece of diseased sh-t. Full Story

You did good, New Orleans

February 9, 2010 11:11:59 Posted at February 9, 2010 11:11:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The people of New Orleans successfully inoculated themselves from Ebola. Normally Ebola cannot resist the Super Bowl. It spreads its sh-t all over the event, all weekend, an unstoppable viral contagion that decimates everything in its path. Last year Arizona was victimised by its disease. This year, it could have been New Orleans. Full Story