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It’s Still Britney, first

May 20, 2015 16:20:22 Posted at May 20, 2015 16:20:22
Maria Posted by Maria
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Last night on The Voice, Christina Aguilera did a spoof of different pop stars auditioning to be a judge (she is of course a judge on the show). She played Cher, Miley, Sia, Shakira, Lady Gaga and the one everyone is talking about, Britney Spears. Britney and Christina go way back; they started in the Mickey Mouse Club together and Britney exploded just as Christina was coming on to the scene. Full Story

The Good Wife Splicegate

May 19, 2015 14:34:23 Posted at May 19, 2015 14:34:23
Duana Posted by Duana
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So The Good Wife, right? In case you didn’t know: the Alicia and Kalinda characters, played by Julianna Margulies and Archie Panjabi, used to be friends. Viewers loved the friendship, not least because it was nice to see women at work who were friends instead of rivals. Then the characters had a fight. Full Story

Katy Perry’s isolated Prismatic

March 27, 2015 16:18:58 Posted at March 27, 2015 16:18:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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While Taylor Swift continued her friend collection enemy isolation in Nashville last night, Katy Perry was in LA at the premiere of her concert film The Prismatic World Tour. Does it make you side with her more? The fact that Taylor seems to be systematically picking everyone off around her, with the exception of Rihanna who will not be bought or traded, motherf-cker, don’t you even dare? Not me. Full Story

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Jake, Marcus…and Katy Perry?

March 17, 2015 15:50:08 Posted at March 17, 2015 15:50:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jake Gyllenhaal and Marcus Mumford were seen hanging out in New York yesterday. They’ve been friends a few years. Some say it was Jake who introduced Marcus to Carey Mulligan. Carey’s in NYC for Skylight on Broadway which could explain why Marcus is around. Meanwhile, in other Mumford news… According to the NY Daily News Full Story

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Taylor Swift banned a model?

December 3, 2014 15:58:52 Posted at December 3, 2014 15:58:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jessica Hart, a model, was not on the runway last night in London at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show where Taylor Swift performed. Both Jessica and Taylor were part of the show last year but when asked about Taylor’s involvement, Jessica told VOGUE Australia that: “God bless her heart. Full Story

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Don’t Bring a Butter Knife to a Gun Fight

November 21, 2014 15:42:17 Posted at November 21, 2014 15:42:17
Maria Posted by Maria
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We’ve been tracking the White Girl Sh*t version of civil (literally) war between Martha Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow for a couple months now. Martha first fired shots at Gwyneth’s acting career and Gwyneth then followed by haughtily brushing her off with a “Watch your back, b*tch” cackle Full Story

Katy Perry is still an idiot

November 17, 2014 17:46:01 Posted at November 17, 2014 17:46:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Katy Perry donated $10,000 to a school in Australia for her This Is How We Do school competition in Australia. I like the song, in spite of myself. But…have you ever listened to the lyrics? I’m not sure if this is the song you want representing youth engagement. Roar would have been better, hmmm? She’s still a Roar fraud but at least on surface sentiment, it’s definitely more appropriate. Full Story

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Taylor Swift + Lorde vs Katy Perry

November 13, 2014 17:30:33 Posted at November 13, 2014 17:30:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You know the bad blood between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry, right? Taylor even wrote a song about it. Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t, but some Girl Sh-t is embarrassing…because, God, this is over John Mayer. What a waste. Katy is now dating Diplo. And yesterday, Diplo, seemingly out of nowhere, tweeted this:   Get Taylor Swift A Booty https://t.co/RpkB8JExSV Full Story

Tuesday, October 14, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

When rappers are mad at each other, they release diss tracks. When rich white ladies are marking their territory…

They release new menus?

As you’ve probably seen, in the current issue of Martha Stewart Living, there’s a page called “Conscious Coupling”, something about ingredients that work together, and just in time for Thanksgiving, the perfect time to keep mean-girling your lifestyle rival.

It would mean nothing if Martha hadn’t spoken out, repeatedly, about Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP. But she has. She’s publicly advised G to “be quiet” and stay in her lane. G, meanwhile, is all like, oh hey, Martha, thanks for being threatened by my small, but ambitious, empire.

I thought these people were supposed to be paragons of propriety.  Read Full Intro

Let your Lange out

October 8, 2014 20:10:21 Posted at October 8, 2014 20:10:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Duana and I are working old school today at the library, sitting at a table across from each other by a window, fascinated by the regulars who hang out here. People still come to the library to use the computer – I’m a f-cking asshole for being surprised by this. The librarian overdraws her lip liner and wears her skirt barely past the ass. Full Story

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Gwyneth laughs at Martha

October 8, 2014 13:23:04 Posted at October 8, 2014 13:23:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new installment of White Girl Sh-t was released last night. Gwyneth Paltrow made an appearance at the Fortune Most Powerful Women Summit yesterday for an interview. This just a few days after it was announced that she’d found a new CEO for GOOP: Lisa Gersh, formerly the CEO and President of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia who left that job after less than a year, amid rumours that she and Martha couldn’t agree on a vision. Full Story

Who makes the best cupcakes?

September 15, 2014 19:43:44 Posted at September 15, 2014 19:43:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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My friend Traci Melchor called it Blonde on Blonde Crime on The Social today. I call it White Girl Sh-t. You heard what Martha Stewart said about Gwyneth Paltrow? During an interview with Porter Magazine, Martha was asked about GOOP. Full Story

Taylor Swift: Sorry not sorry

September 10, 2014 13:02:06 Posted at September 10, 2014 13:02:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Swift covers Rolling Stone. It’s the BEST celebrity magazine profile of the year. No question. And by best I mean the most entertaining. The juiciest. GREAT for gossip. I could not get enough. I had to read it twice, back to back, because I didn’t want it to be over. So, if you haven’t already, set aside 10 minutes today and make sure you’re not interrupted. Full Story

Joan Rivers vs Kristen Stewart

June 24, 2014 16:10:44 Posted at June 24, 2014 16:10:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Joan Rivers wrote a new book. Have you seen the Joan Rivers documentary Joan Rivers: A Piece Of Work? I highly recommend. It’s pop culture required viewing. Not only because she’s funny and obnoxious and kind of crazy but because it gives you some idea of the HUSTLE of being semi-famous, the struggle that’s required just to maintain in Hollywood. Full Story