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Four rings on the dance floor

June 15, 2015 16:03:58 Posted at June 15, 2015 16:03:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Savannah just sent this over to me and I can’t thank her enough for bringing me so much happiness and cringe at the same time. The New England Patriots celebrated their Super Bowl last night. There was a party. They all received their rings – the biggest rings ever in the history of Super Bowl rings: 205 diamonds in total, and each player’s number customised. Full Story

Ben Foster as Lance Armstrong

June 12, 2015 13:55:06 Posted at June 12, 2015 13:55:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was one of those dumb f-cking c-nts. I was a believer. I kept believing, right up to the very, very end. Right up until USADA charged him in October 2012. I’ve written about it before. How much I wanted to hang on to the idea that Lance Armstrong was possible. I read all the books. Then, afterwards, after I had to give that up, I read Tyler Hamilton’s book, The Secret Race (which I obsessed over for weeks). Full Story

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Paris. Roland Garros. Where Rafa has ruled for a decade. Rafa is King. Was king? No one knows yet if that moment will become THE moment, the kind of moment when everything changes. And he’s certainly not talking like he wants it to become that particular moment. But it’s hard not to think that way. So this is where I’m starting today because I would have gotten yelled at for ending the day with it yesterday, his birthday.

Rafa was gracious afterwards. He’s been kicking Novak’s ass for almost 10 years on red clay. Following Novak’s convincing victory though, he declared that his opponent is “probably in the best moment of his career”. So that’s what Andy Murray’s dealing with tomorrow. A note on Andy Murray though – and something to read for everyone, not just those of you who follow tennis.

Andy is the first superstar male athlete to work with a female coach, Amelie Mauresmo. He has endured ridicule for it. He has been criticised for it. He has had to defend it. Click here to read about his partnership with Mauresmo…and what a Mauresmo-Murray championship would mean.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

No more Leo

June 3, 2015 20:03:36 Posted at June 3, 2015 20:03:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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We Dem Boyz/ TJDH Imagez/ Splash News, Pacific Coast News

Leonardo DiCaprio has apparently bonafided a new swimsuit model, Kelly Rohrbach – click here for a refresher. Which means we don’t have to wonder about what Rihanna was or wasn’t doing with him anymore…and it was probably all bullsh-t anyway. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse meets his niece

May 25, 2015 15:15:55 Posted at May 25, 2015 15:15:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Multiple outlets are reporting that Prince Harry went to visit the Cambridges this weekend to meet his niece, Charlotte. Great. More importantly, he played polo on Sunday. Ginger and green is a great combination. As is Hot Harry and a horse. And the white pants. Also, Harry’s competition face. Full Story

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Puppies solve problems

May 25, 2015 13:21:41 Posted at May 25, 2015 13:21:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a rally at Foxborough yesterday: Free Tom Brady. New England Patriots superfans gathering in support of their quarterback who’s appealing his 4 game suspension, ostensibly for deflating some balls but, really, for trying to cover it up. He’s like Martha Stewart that way. If you recall, for Martha, it wasn’t all that much money, especially not for her. Full Story

Bradley Cooper & Irina Shayk?

April 23, 2015 14:12:56 Posted at April 23, 2015 14:12:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Can we start with Cristiano Ronaldo? Because I am not a believer. Like I can’t actually see it. I don’t want to see it. Apparently this means I’m crazy, as he’s known around the world as maybe the most beautiful man ever. He and Irina Shayk were together for a long time. They broke up earlier this year. Full Story

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Becks is not tempted

March 25, 2015 15:40:12 Posted at March 25, 2015 15:40:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

David Beckham is in Miami. He was photographed yesterday lounging on his hotel balcony with his shirt wrapped around his head. Becks has been trying to make an MLS team happen there. Miami? A lot of people think that Miami is where fidelity goes on holiday. With that in mind, let’s talk about this Page Six Full Story

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Perfect goes on holiday

March 24, 2015 17:03:40 Posted at March 24, 2015 17:03:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash News, Pacific Coast News

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are on holiday in Costa Rica, a favourite destination for them, with their kids. They’ve been posting their own photos on social media. Click here to see. You’ll note Brady’s message mentioned “training camp”. Full Story

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Serena’s VOGUE

March 23, 2015 18:37:02 Posted at March 23, 2015 18:37:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Serena Williams covers the April issue of VOGUE. I love this photo. I love that Serena Williams looks like Serena Williams. I love that Serena Williams isn’t posing with her tennis racquet or tossing a ball up and down like that’s the only way you’d recognise her. You shouldn’t have to recognise her that way. Full Story

Jamie Dornan: golf season

March 18, 2015 20:49:22 Posted at March 18, 2015 20:49:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Crowder/ Legge/ Getty Images

Jamie Dornan went to the range in London the other day to work on his swing. Incentive to sign on to more Fifty Shades movies? You can golf all year round in Vancouver where they shot the first movie. Still no definitive word on that yet though, right? There are all kinds of random reports here and there about how he and Dakota Johnson are getting more money and are recommitted… but there’s been no confirmation about a director. Full Story

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Genie & Justin: the Great Canadian Dream

March 11, 2015 15:32:06 Posted at March 11, 2015 15:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/ Jason Kempin/ Michael Kovac/ Getty Images

Finally. A legitimate challenger to McGosling, Rachel and Ryan! People kept asking Genie Bouchard about Justin Bieber during her breakthrough year. Sh-t, even I asked her about it. Because when she was, like, 18 or something, she mentioned somewhere that she had a crush on him. And they’re both Canadian. Full Story

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Fifty Shades of Tom & Gisele

February 11, 2015 14:58:07 Posted at February 11, 2015 14:58:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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M. Stone/ Boston Herald/ J. Lee/D. Dunleavy/ Splash, J. McCarthy/ D. Kambouris/ S. Lovekin/ K. Mazur/ B. Bedder/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ R. and Solimene/ Getty Images

Sports Illustrated interviewed Tom Brady after he’d had a chance to process his Super Bowl win. At the end, they discussed what it was like, coming home, coming down after the high of the victory. Here’s how he described it. And it’s making everyone horny: Brady: “I had a nice moment with my wife Tuesday morning. Full Story

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“You’re the best ever”

February 4, 2015 20:37:21 Posted at February 4, 2015 20:37:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Here’s Tom Brady with his son Benjamin in Boston at the parade today celebrating the Patriots’ win, his fourth. And, again, it was his 2nd MVP. So he’s now tied with Joe Montana and Peyton Manning for most Super Bowl rings and MVPs of all time. Obviously, as if there was any argument, he’s a legend now. Full Story

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