Marcus and Friends (dogs) Articles

Tom Hardy: the puppy and the PA

March 22, 2013 15:11:47 Posted at March 22, 2013 15:11:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tom  Hardy + Puppy, for the weekend. So it’s ok if you f-ck around today, rendered useless from so much cute. And please I don’t want to think about the puppy after. Like when the movie wraps and he’s all, wait a minute, I was so boss for a few weeks there and everyone cared about me and now why is my life so ordinary? Whose puppy is it anyway? Do we have to wait ‘til the junket to find this out? At least give us a name. Full Story

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Puppies & Tom to the rescue

March 19, 2013 14:37:33 Posted at March 19, 2013 14:37:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I am in a rage this morning. There is nothing more infuriating than waking up in a hotel room at 5am to sh-tty internet. Oh no, wait. I know what’s more infuriating. What’s more infuriating is calling the front desk and being told that, yeah, it’s normal, our internet service goes up and down all the time in the same tone of voice you might say good morning to someone. Full Story

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THIS WILL BE AN ENTIRE MOVIE?!

March 12, 2013 14:05:35 Posted at March 12, 2013 14:05:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tom Hardy cuddling a puppy. It’s a problem. Several months ago, Tom Hardy topped my Five List. He’s still on there, in the 5th position, but these shots, these shots may require a Five List update... Are you kidding me? Tom is currently in New York shooting a movie called Animal Rescue. Full Story

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#RobstenIsForever dog stories

November 9, 2012 18:35:56 Posted at November 9, 2012 18:35:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kristen Stewart showed up at the On The Road screening in New York last night in a lot of leather and black eyeliner. Once again, an intentionally “unpretty” look. It’s their sartorial thesis for her, I guess: Kristen Stewart style, punk as f-ck. Some people could never manage - ahem, Ashley Greene - and some have the potential. Full Story

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The hands, the author, hatemail, and puppy-off!

April 18, 2011 07:49:00 Posted at April 18, 2011 07:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson premiered Water For Elephants in New York last night. I imagine the MiniVan Majority is eating up that white embroidered dress of hers. If ever there was a dress to campaign on…. But, um, speaking of dresses … The author of Water For Elephants Sara Gruen, should we take a moment to look at hers? I just want to say that a black cocktail with a really great pair of shoes never hurt anyone, you know? Also, as you can see, Pattinson’s freaky tea-pouring hand showed up too. Full Story

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Making a bag of dogsh-t look good

March 15, 2011 06:38:00 Posted at March 15, 2011 06:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not my favourite thing in the world, picking up my dogs’ sh-t, but it’s what happens when you have dogs. You pick up a lot of sh-t. And here’s Ryan Gosling after picking up his dog’s sh-t in Detroit on the set of the Ides of March. I like it that Ralph has been travelling with him. Full Story

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Gosling + Dog > Gosling + Fish

March 4, 2011 08:48:06 Posted at March 4, 2011 08:48:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I got yelled at by a few of you for disparaging Ryan Gosling’s date with Olivia Wilde at the aquarium the other day. Some of you were like, oh that’s way nicer than a generic date at a romantic restaurant or whatever, and others were all, he’s an engaging and smart person, he’s genuinely interesting and interested in other things beyond acting blah blah blah. Full Story

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Basketball flats & bulldogs

August 16, 2010 07:52:28 Posted at August 16, 2010 07:52:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yes, Victoria Beckham is wearing flipflops. Evidently she won’t take her kids to play basketball with stilettos on. So there’s one activity. Speaking of flipflops, I’m giving them away – click here for more details if you missed today’s open. Full Story

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Country Bitch and a beagle

March 30, 2010 11:41:41 Posted at March 30, 2010 11:41:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This little girl...well... she makes her tolerable. Beagle puppy! As you know, I have a beagle. My beagle is prick. Like, all beagles are naughty – and this one looks pretty naughty – but my beagle redefines Attitude Problem. While Jacek and I were away recently, Marcus stayed with Fiona. Full Story

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
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Dear Gossips,

Forgot to mention that we saw Nine on the weekend. They’re right. Wasn’t great. It was however great for Jacek who was nearly paralysed with want for Marion Cotillard. As far as he’s concerned, she is the only name on his Freebie 5, with Penelope Cruz, who was also sublime, a distant sixth. But the film, well, it’s terribly paced. And at times boring. And the Kate Hudson part is completely gratuitous and insulting. And everyone I know who has seen it hates Nicole Kidman so much, with the exception of my friend Dan (he loves musicals and has been chomping to see this movie for months) who turned it off after 30 minutes because, in his words, Nine is “f-cking unwatchable” so he couldn’t stick around long enough to witness her sucking.

I wouldn’t say it’s unwatchable.  Read Full Intro

November 25, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 25, 2009 06:44:55 Posted at November 25, 2009 06:44:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kickette knows I quiver for Iker Casillas. Thanks for the video, V. It really did help with my tooth pain. He is delicious even with that business on his face. Can you imagine if he’d just shave? Happy 38th Birthday Angela the gourmand, the mother of four including twin boys, and a big fan of Sue Sylvester. Full Story

November 19, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 19, 2009 06:38:29 Posted at November 19, 2009 06:38:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alli, Meghan, and Alison: 3 girls > 60 miles > $10,182 raised for breast cancer research. I'm so proud of you ladies it brings me the tears! You go girls!! From SandyStray from the Heart places stray, neglected, and/or abused dogs in loving and stable homes without the benefit of paid employees or a shelter. Full Story

Sudden Lover of Animals

August 12, 2009 14:20:00 Posted at August 12, 2009 14:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Few things get me going like animals getting hurt so here goes… Michael “I Kill Dogs Cause It’s Hilarious” Vick was in Chicago today speaking at a Humane Society event about the unethical treatment of animals. Full Story