Russian Polish Drama

May 10, 2010 08:33:58 Posted at May 10, 2010 08:33:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wrote about the Russian drama a few weeks ago – click here for a refresher. Now the Russian drama has taken on a Polish twist. See? That Oksana doesn’t play. She promised some good smut and (for her) a payday at the end of it. Looks like she’s already putting that plan into motion.

Apparently there was another Other Woman for Mel Gibson. Well of course there was. She’s a Polish porn producer called Violet and Violet told The National Enquirer (via NY Daily News) that she and Mel Gibson were f-cking while Oksana was pregnant with Mel’s baby. Mel’s people are denying the reports but Violet also passed a lie detector test. Please. Like there was any doubt. I married into a Polish family. I know about the Polish grudge. And the Polish martyr. And when you combine all that with good old fashioned greed and some Russian revenge, Mel Gibson has no chance. That motherf-cker is probably hustling a 10th Lethal Weapon now to help him fund all his infidelities.

Goddamn the Eastern Euros are really setting the standard in golddiggery. Am expecting the Chinese to soon make a push for the podium in this discipline.


Photos from Wenn.com