Mike Myers Gossip
Mike Myers gossip, latest news, photos, and video.
Like Saturday Night Live itself, the 40th anniversary celebration show was a mixed bag. Here’s everything that was good. Andy Samberg’s digital short Because they are ALWAYS good, but this one, sung with Adam Sandler featuring an assist from Chris Parnell, highlighted the history of character breaks on the show. Full Story
So I log on to the photo database to pull down some arfAR pics and one of the first ones I see is one of some dude down on his knees shooting Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me). I think to myself, ok, that’s a bit unnecessary, but it must be a one-off. Next photo: dude STILL down on one knee with another guy staring down at Verne like he’s a f-cking circus side show! A third with him being dwarfed by the photo wall at a strange angle, and a fourth with a reporter squatting down to interview him. Full Story
I’ve been fortunate enough during my time with eTalk to have the opportunity to interview and observe celebrities, to exchange war stories with journalists, to have a glimpse at what it’s like behind the People Magazine bullsh-t…and as you’ve probably gleaned from this column, assy celebrity behaviour is not the exception but almost the rule, and more often than not, it’s not shocking when they’re dicky, but it is when they’re nice. Full Story
Actually…he’s not. But it seems like he’s in every other movie, doesn’t it? Not complaining. Having said that, the one movie he SHOULD be in is still up in the air. Funding is apparently the obstacle. Here’s an idea: tell Mike Myers to shove his next film up his ass and make Arrested Development instead! Check out my honey Jason Bateman at the Step Brothers premiere last night with a little bit of grizzle and a smattering of freckles and no hair plugs and … why isn’t he on my Freebie Five??? Photos from Wenn.com Full Story
Hate being wrong. But love being wrong when it means Mike Myers sucks ass. And Mike Myers sucked very large ass this weekend at the box office. A fourth place finished. FOURTH!!! Not only was he unable to win, he couldn’t even make it close! The Love Guru is a critical and commercial bomb! Get Smart on the other hand – after a couple of clunkers, including last year’s terrible Evan Almighty, Steve Carell finally came back on top. Full Story
This is it: The Love Guru vs Get Smart, Mike vs Steve, Pippy Timberlake vs Dwayne the Rock Johnson… snort.
The good news is – critics are eviscerating The Love Guru and judging Get Smart more favourably. The bad news is – good taste is dead. Don’t let Get Smart be a flop! Pick Steve Carell! Because at the very least, Steve Carell is a good guy. Steve Carell is not a humourless douchebag diva.
Mike Myers on the other hand…
He stopped by Conan O”Brien the other night and pulled his usual f&ckery: insisting on a specific brand of creamer for his coffee, sending interns out on a whim for Twizzlers and raspberry seltzer and when the seltzer arrived, he fussed that it wasn’t the right brand and sent the poor kid running to correct the egregious error.
It’s a talk show! You’re there for, what, maybe 2 hours? They stock the green room with the loveliest things as it is anyway! He couldn’t wait two f&cking hours to go get that sh*t himself??? Sit DOWN Mike Myers!
Friday! Am posting all day so check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Justine Bateman is not the other woman. The Governator is not hiding mistresses.
PPS. Also – It’s Always Something… Else!
On Tuesday night I’ll be partying at the Drake in Toronto in support of Gilda’s Club. Dan and Jessi from MTV Canada and The Aftershow will be there too hosting one of the sessions, Ron Sexsmith is headlining, and k-os is spinning late late late. For tickets call 416.214.9898 ext 504 and click here for more information. Gilda’s Club provides a wide array of services in a non-medical, home-like setting and always free of charge, dedicated to support and education in a home-like setting for anyone at any stage of cancer, their families and friends.
See you there!
PPPS. Love to Jody Vance! Jody is guest hosting at CityLine www.cityline.ca/ on Monday so if you"re all about girls supporting girls, you must support this girl. Jody was the FIRST female "in the history of Canadian television to host her own sports show in primetime." She did it without having to take off her glasses and push out her tits. Watch Jody on Monday. She will dazzle you. Promise.
PPPPS. Can"t wait for the new season of Project Runway Canada. My favourite, favourite last year! Application deadline for designers on Season 2 is today. Do you measure up? Click here to become the next Tom or Stella.
If you’ve been visiting this site for a while and familiar with the riddles, this portrait of Mike Myers from Entertainment Weekly shouldn’t surprise you. Perfectionist? Or a pain in the f&cking ass? According to his supporters, his “comic genius” allows him licence to act a douchebag and treat people like sh*t. Problem is, he’s pissed off so many they’re actually pulling for him NOT to succeed.
The Love Guru takes on Get Smart this weekend. It was an unusual move by both studios – rare that two big budget pictures are going head to head on the same weekend. The common practice in recent years has been to move things around to avoid direct confrontation. But neither blinked. Rumour has it that, for Mike at least, it’s become a bit of an ego trip. He wants to take Steve down…
Will Get Smart flop?
Here’s Steve with his wife last night at the premiere in LA and please go see Get Smart. Think of it this way – if The Love Guru is a huge hit, we’ll never hear the end of it from Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake who’ll probably start taking credit for saving the film. Not unlike the way he took credit for saving the Grammys.
Tuesday – am online all day. Remember to refresh. NKOTB article is coming… it’s a long one and was distracted yesterday by the US Open. Miss golf. Hate Mischa Barton!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Michael Douglas does not have another woman. The other woman isn’t Krista Allen.
The PipWeasel last night on the carpet for the premiere of The Love Guru which – maybe it’s just me – looks like total ass. Even the trailer. Get Smart instead, ok? After all, Steve Carell deserves it more than Mike Myers. And at least Steve isn’t a crazy unfunny bitch on set. Full Story
Mike Myers will host the MTV Movie Awards as part of the promotional lead-up to the release of The Love Guru. No doubt, his spoof clips will be hilarious. For the viewer that is. The real question though – will they be hilarious for the people working on them? Or will they have to overcome the monumental difficulty of producing the features without actually looking at or talking to their star? What??? But Mike is Canadian! Canadians are NEVER douchebags… right? Please. Full Story
No seriously… Mike Myers. Like…do you care? Do you really? So he’s made a few funny movies but is Mike Myers, on the Hollywood fame scale, is he really a two assistant, can’t hold his own water bottle kind of guy??? Is he really? Because apparently HE thinks he is. The NY Daily News is reporting that Mike walks around like a king on the set of The Love Guru flanked always by two male assistants (you don’t say???). Full Story