Is it like finger pulling? Don’t be a prude. You know finger pulling. Here, pull my finger. You’ve never pulled on someone’s finger? Or watched someone get their finger pulled? Look, I don’t like to be farted around. But I do enjoy a fart joke. I’m sure that ginger scamp Hot Harry on a Horse enjoys fart jokes too Full Story

WHAT? Kristen Stewart is now the UK’s “most searched celebrity style icon”. Fine. But who did she replace? Pippa Middleton. STYLE ICON??? Here’s Pippa today in London and it’s fine, I guess, until the way too obvious green bag. Jacek said to me today, “How much older than Kate Middleton is Pippa?” She’s YOUNGER, I shouted. Full Story

Karl Lagerfeld spoke to the Sun in the UK a few weeks ago and had this to say about Pippa Middleton: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don't like the sister's face. Full Story

There are so many ways to cut someone down. There is an art to cutting someone down. When it’s done right, it is a beautiful thing. And then we have Karl Lagerfeld. Who is a legend for creating beautiful things and now, in recent years, for saying many beautiful cutting things. Karl spoke to The Sun in the UK; the subject was British girls, in particular the Middletons: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. Full Story

A year ago, Pippa Middleton's ass showed up at Westminster Abbey and almost eclipsed her sister, the future Queen. I think they even started a Facebook page in honour of it. And remember we wished, that day, for a Pippa and Harry hook-up?Well, that didn't last very long. No hook-up materialised. And Pippa was papped every day in a series of boring clothes. Full Story

The premiere of Season 3 of Justified happened last night. Sarah from Cinesnark loves Justified. I really doubt these photos will get much play across the internet. But I promise you that you’ll see a lot of that boring ass Pippa Middleton all over the blogs. Full Story

Flashback to April 29, 2011…Pippa’s ass alighting at Westminster Abbey, perfectly packaged in that white Alexander McQueen. And all the happy intrigue of that day (even though it was bullsh-t) between her and Prince Harry. A new Gossip Star is introduced!And then…Oh My God, Pippa Middleton is So. F-cking. Full Story

This will be Princess Catherine’s first Christmas as an official member of the Royal Family. William and Kate will be at Sandringham with the Queen. Supposedly that Pippa gets to tag along too. To keep Kate company on her first Christmas away from home.Um, I’m sure she’ll be fine.Pippa on the other hand. Full Story

As far as I’m concerned, nothing extraordinary or newsworthy happened in the world of entertainment. However, that day, the centrepiece of the Wedding of the Year, Catherine Cambridge went for a walk on the beach at Llanddwyn Island with her sister Pippa Middleton. These were my thoughts as I browsed through the photos: I wonder if she curls her hair every day. Full Story

This sounds like the title of a porn. Like some of that crazy ass equine sh-t when people do it with mares. Don’t pretend you’re shocked. This happens. A lot. It is not a porn, obviously, unfortunately, but it does have to do with the member of the British royal family who is voted most likely to participate in one – and of course that would be Hot Harry who, this weekend, is expected at the wedding of his cousin Zara Phillips in Scotland but who, for today, is making headlines for the nickname he’s allegedly given the sister of his sister-in-law: Foxy Filly Whatever. Full Story

I’m about to gloat. So you need to click away if you can’t handle it. Remember two weeks ago when it was getting splashed all over the place, led by the ever (UN)reliable UK Sun, that Pippa Middleton and her boyfriend Alex Loudon had split and I posted this article Full Story

I know we all wanted it to after the wedding just because, in the basest, basest terms, you could totally picture Hot Harry on a Horse getting down with Pippa Middleton’s tight, taught, perky ass in that white silk bridesmaid gown, right? Come on now. At the root of it all is always Sex. And we wanted Pippa and Harry to have sex. Full Story

Big headlines this week about Pippa Middleton and her singleness. They said her (ex) boyfriend Alex Loudon isn’t happening anymore. And why not? After the Wedding, she became an Industry in her own right. Pippa is an Economy now. Single Pippa and all the intrigue is much more lucrative than a Pippa who may or not have been engaged to a nice, well to do English boy with no ties to the Queen. Full Story

As noted earlier, there was a lot of Royal-ness to cover this weekend. Prince William and Catherine were present, along with all the other Royals, at Trooping the Colour in celebration of the Queen’s birthday. Will rode during the procession directly behind his gran. He’s on the grey horse, see? While Will participated in the official march, Kate shared a coach with her mother-in-law, Hot Harry, and Prince Andrew. Full Story