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Bring the Pitt Porn!

December 19, 2014 17:01:58 Posted at December 19, 2014 17:01:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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For me, Pitt Porn is the answer to most of it. And it’s been so long since they’ve given us any. It’s always about the kids now. And the directing and the art and the work and the passion projects but the passion that’s the most fun, really, is the Brange sex passion… Is it withheld so that we’re harder up for it when it finally comes? Whatever. Full Story

Brange's Australian meet-up?

November 13, 2014 15:11:27 Posted at November 13, 2014 15:11:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Han Myung-Gu/ Chung Sung-Jun/ Getty Images

Here's Brad Pitt in Seoul, South Korea today at the premiere and press conference for Fury. He looks rested, a lot better than yesterday when he came off the flight -- click here for a refresher. I quite like this suit and the way the pants are fitting. Full Story

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The blonde Brange embrace

October 30, 2014 20:49:08 Posted at October 30, 2014 20:49:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were photographed together on the set of By The Sea for the first time this week. She’s honey-blonde and heavily eye-lined. SO 70s. If you’re of my generation, do you have a shot of your mother in practically the same outfit? And hair? As you can see, at one point, in character, there’s a Brange embrace, except it doesn’t look all that happy because they play a couple growing apart. Full Story

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More porn, less corn

August 28, 2014 21:18:20 Posted at August 28, 2014 21:18:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ferdaus Shamim/ Getty

So E! News claims to have some more details about the Brange wedding. Apparently Angelina wore a white lace and silk gown, very simple, traditional, and floor length. Also a locket with her mother’s photo inside. If you’re the emotional type, that probably brought tears to your eyes. Full Story

Brange’s old school sexting

July 31, 2014 16:42:42 Posted at July 31, 2014 16:42:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Angelina Jolie gave an interview to Australia TV Week magazine. Advance press for Unbroken, I guess. The Jolie was in Australia during production. At the same time, Brad Pitt was working on Fury in England, even though they once said they’d not take on jobs concurrently. For her though, telling Louis Zamperini’s story, it became an exception. Full Story

Mr & Mrs Smith (and the Foreign Secretary)

June 12, 2014 15:36:55 Posted at June 12, 2014 15:36:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Danny Martindale/ Eamonn M. McCormack/ Karwai Tang/ Getty

You know when professional athletes arrive at the arena and they’re required by the league to be dressed in business attire? It looks good. Really good. To see them walking in a group, sometimes with their headphones on, in their custom cut suits and their game faces on. I would rather this than athletes posing for underwear campaigns. Full Story

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Brange in black

May 8, 2014 19:04:54 Posted at May 8, 2014 19:04:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, James Whatling/ Splash, Eamonn M. McCormack/ Dave M. Benett/ Getty

How to give me a gossip boner: Brange. Any Brange. But Brange in black on a red carpet. Brad looking at the Jolie all wanty and smug. Just a hint of the possibility of Pitt Porn. But not yet. Don’t reach for the ass yet. There are two more weeks of this. Save it. Build me towards it. Full Story

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Brange had sex this weekend

April 7, 2014 12:52:55 Posted at April 7, 2014 12:52:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

On Saturday afternoon, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt pulled up at a hotel in Beverly Hills. The photo agency will not specify which one. We’ll get back to that in a minute. The two were carrying overnight bags. They exited the car and walked arm in arm into the resort, not to emerge again until the very next day. Full Story

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Pitt Porn on Oscar weekend

March 3, 2014 22:59:40 Posted at March 3, 2014 22:59:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN, FameFlynet, Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Michael Buckner/ Kevork Djansezian/ Jason Merritt/ Jamie McCarthy/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

It’s been a drought for over a year. So this weekend they made up for it. I don’t want to follow the chronological timeline for the Spirit Awards and then the Oscars. Let’s start with what happened on Sunday when they arrived on the carpet. As always, he insisted on getting out and opening the car door for her, declining the offer from the Academy staff who were waiting to greet celebrities. Full Story

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Brange date

February 4, 2014 15:18:52 Posted at February 4, 2014 15:18:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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KHAPGG/ Splash

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt went out for dinner last night in Australia looking sexier than they’ve looked in a while. I mean, her footwear says it all. Those are shoes that demand a bottle of wine, or several. And not giving a sh-t what time the kids go to bed. OK then. Is it coming? Is the Pitt Porn on the way for award season when it really matters? Because it’s been too f-cking long. Full Story

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Pitt Porn in Tokyo

July 30, 2013 13:35:29 Posted at July 30, 2013 13:35:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Michael Steinebach/ Splash, Ken Ishii/ TORU YAMANAKA/ YOSHIKAZU TSUNO/ Getty

Brange went to Tokyo to promote In The Land Of Blood And Honey and World War Z. They had three of their six kids with them – Pax, Vivienne, and Knox. Again… HOWWWWWWWWWW is it decided? WHOOOOOO makes the decision? Is it a family vote? Is it because Miss Zahara shrugged from the boredom of having already been to Japan a few times before? It is because the Chosen One Shiloh would rather stay home and play MMA fighters with her big brother Maddox? Anyway, as you can see, in addition to bringing half their brood, Brange also brought the Pitt Porn to Tokyo. Full Story

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Brange or GOT?

June 3, 2013 15:35:54 Posted at June 3, 2013 15:35:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Dave J Hogan/ LEON NEAL/ Getty

Like I kept saying last week, when Brange is around, there is no one else. But Kanye West and Kanye West decided to have their baby shower. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Please. I had a friend who was covering the World War Z carpet last night in London for the Jolie’s first appearance since the double mastectomy. Full Story

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Everybody clear out

May 29, 2013 17:41:20 Posted at May 29, 2013 17:41:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Kanye West’s girlfriend has been put on notice. She does anything this weekend and no one will be paying attention. It’s also a heads up to those who have something to bury. Sunday would be a good time. At least if you believe the Daily Mail Full Story

Second Hand Pitt Porn

May 20, 2013 13:46:34 Posted at May 20, 2013 13:46:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt covers the June/July issue of Esquire. The profile was written by Tom Junod. In light of Angelina Jolie’s double mastectomy announcement last week, Esquire has posted additional thoughts from Junod to its website on the Brange relationship given what we all know now. Full Story