Iron Man is horny

July 16, 2009 09:52:42 Posted at July 16, 2009 09:52:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not like I’m in any hurry to get older… but so many things happen in the future, and the future can’t come fast enough. Is there a way to do it without aging?

Anyway, Iron Man 2 is 9 months away. But already it’s landed an Entertainment Weekly cover with some amazing exclusives. Like your first look at Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow. Hate the hair. Scarjo plays Natasha, also a redhead (?), Tony Stark’s new assistant which means she and Stark’s old assistant, Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) will end up scrapping over the man. GOOPy denies that that’s where the story is headed but RDJ, always good for a sound bite, breaks it down as follows:

"We're horny. Not, like, can't-bring-your-kids horny, but just…horny."


Note also the addition of Mickey Rourke as Whiplash, one of two villains, the other being that sexy beast Sam Rockwell. Love him.

But where’s G?

Apparently they put her on the back cover by herself.

It’s a good article. Gets you hyped for the movie. Then reminds you there’s a long way to go. But they need the time. Oftentimes the follow up films fall flat.

Do not want RDJ to fall flat.

Click here to read.