Robert Pattinson’s prison

July 9, 2009 11:16:00 Posted at July 9, 2009 11:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These Twi-Hards…they’ve turned him into a goddamn fugitive.

Every day they line the streets, waiting for a glimpse. And as soon as the glimpse comes, they start screaming. As you can see in this video taken today - they scream simply because he’s walking to his car, head dipped down, desperate to get the f-ck away from them.

Twi-Hard lunacy has become so extreme that OK! Magazine reports that the crew has now constructed some sort of cage, 7ft high, for him to hide inside when he needs to be alone on set. We had something like this for Marcus when he was a puppy. Like a pen we’d leave him in when we went out. We’d give him a few cookies, and put the water dish in there, to train him to be independent.

Robert Pattinson is now living like my puppy.

Awesome Twi-Hards!

What drives this?

Oh it’s that dream. The same unique dream they all have: “I know that if I could just meet him, if I could just have that chance, he’d see that I’m different from the rest. And we could be together.”

As for those of you who think that it’s just the young ones…

Please. It’s not just the young ones. You’ve read the hate mail. It’s also the middle aged ones. With children. It’s all ages f-cking crazy!

Speaking of hate mail – you ready for another one? This comes from Wendy in Michigan.

Hi Lamey bitch! Don’t you dare join in with those tabloids and trying to spread rumors that Rob is with that Emilie fat ass. YOU ARE a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s too fat for him anyway, look at her ass in those jeans and until you accept that Robsten is the real deal no one will be reading your site so give it up you dumpy ass whore!

For those of you who don’t speak Stephenie Meyer crazy, “Robsten” is what they call Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

Attached – “Rob” on set today and also joined by Pierce Brosnan.


Photos from Wenn.com and Jackson Lee/Splashnewsonline.com and Bauergriffinonline.com

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