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Big G’s takes over the weekend

June 15, 2015 13:16:11 Posted at June 15, 2015 13:16:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Trooping The Colour, the Queen’s annual birthday celebration, happened this weekend. As always, all senior members of the British royal family were in attendance…including Big G, who decided to take over the entire day, like he always does. This kid. He stomps into every room, for any occasion, and basically declares that it’s MINE. Full Story

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Prince Harry Salutes

June 11, 2015 15:23:11 Posted at June 11, 2015 15:23:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, WPA Pool/ Chris Jackson/ Getty Images

Prince Harry joined Prime Minister David Cameron at the unveiling of the Bastion Memorial today to honour those who lost their lives in Afghanistan where Harry was stationed for two tours. As I’ve repeated many times, Harry is the best rep for the family right now. He always shows up for the veterans. Full Story

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Harry & Gaga

June 9, 2015 14:13:31 Posted at June 9, 2015 14:13:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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These pictures of Prince Harry and Lady Gaga, with Tony Bennett last night, crack me up. It’s the glitter eyebrows, which I totally want to try one day. And she’s standing there, with her glorious cleavage front and centre (and this is TAME by her standards!), next to a dude from the squarest family in the world. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s moves

June 8, 2015 21:00:20 Posted at June 8, 2015 21:00:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Chris Jackson/ Neil P. Mockford/ Getty Images

Prince Harry was at a charity polo match last weekend. There was a party afterwards. And now these pictures of him with actress Jenna Coleman have been released – click here to see. Is that what it looks like when Harry’s making the moves on someone? I mean there’s Photo Assumption and then there’s Photo Conclusion. Full Story

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All about Big G

June 8, 2015 12:25:12 Posted at June 8, 2015 12:25:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Handout/ Getty Images

Babies all look the same, really, when they’re as young as Princess Charlotte. I mean come on, could you really pick her out in a baby lineup? That’s why, even in her first portraits, her brother is the star. It’s all about Big G. It’s always about Big G. Big G evidently took a break from sitting on his sister some time in May to allow her to rest on him instead as their mother lovingly held the camera. Full Story

Two Charlottes

June 5, 2015 14:50:43 Posted at June 5, 2015 14:50:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Let’s start with the newest one. It’s been announced that Princess Charlotte of Cambridge will be christened exactly a month from today, on July 5th, where Princess Diana was baptised – St Mary Magdalene’s Church on the Sandringham Estate close to Anmer Hall where the Cambridges are living. Full Story

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Chris Hemsworth with a baby and a prince

June 1, 2015 14:25:11 Posted at June 1, 2015 14:25:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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David M. Benett/ Max Mumby/ Indigo/ Getty Images

Chris Hemsworth is the reigning Sexiest Man Alive. As you know, not really my jam. But I’m told I’m in the minority because he’s really tall, handsome, blonde, fit, and has an accent. OK. Also he’s holding a baby here. So, you know, even though he’s not for me, I do understand that part of my job is to contribute to your spank bank. Full Story

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Hot Harry in a hoodie

June 1, 2015 13:21:28 Posted at June 1, 2015 13:21:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Max Mumby/Indigo/ David M. Benett/ Getty Images

Prince Harry and Prince William (am I allowed to put Harry before his brother?) played in the Audi Polo Challenge yesterday in Ascot wearing the sh-t out of their white pants. Look at that string around his neck while he’s checking his phone. God, he’s such a 2006 frat bro sometimes, it kills me. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse meets his niece

May 25, 2015 15:15:55 Posted at May 25, 2015 15:15:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Multiple outlets are reporting that Prince Harry went to visit the Cambridges this weekend to meet his niece, Charlotte. Great. More importantly, he played polo on Sunday. Ginger and green is a great combination. As is Hot Harry and a horse. And the white pants. Also, Harry’s competition face. Full Story

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A gift for Charlotte

May 20, 2015 16:44:01 Posted at May 20, 2015 16:44:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Prince William was out today in England meeting with the English Women’s football team in advance of the FIFA Women’s World Cup which is happening next month in Canada. GO CANADA! The players presented him with a baby jersey for Princess Charlotte. And apparently they talked to him about how it’s all going at home with a newborn and a two year old. Full Story

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Royal Scamp in New Zealand

May 15, 2015 15:17:34 Posted at May 15, 2015 15:17:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Phil Walter/ Chris Jackson/ Pool/ Getty Images

THIS. This is why Harry was voted the Most Popular Royal last year ahead of even his granny, the Queen. And this is what sets him apart from his brother and his sister-in-law…who’ve either forgotten spontaneity or have been asked to bury it in themselves. Because wherever Harry goes, despite the fact that Vegas is well behind him now, you never know when he’ll take it off-script. Full Story

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Harry does the Haka

May 13, 2015 13:56:09 Posted at May 13, 2015 13:56:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Martin Hunter/ Chris Jackson/ Pool/ Hagen Hopkins/ Getty Images

Prince Harry continues to charm New Zealand. With cupcakes! And haka! Hot Harry performed with the New Zealand Defence Force today and, bless him, he tried. He tried to release. He really did try to exorcise the repressed white guy and unleash the warrior inside. I can’t stop watching this. I can’t stop reading his eyes, the self-consciousness, and the endearing effort he’s making to be one with the team while wondering whether or not, if he contorts his face too expressively, the photos are going to irritate his grandmother. Full Story

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Hot Harry is ready for babies

May 11, 2015 18:04:57 Posted at May 11, 2015 18:04:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Hagen Hopkins/ Chris Jackson / WPA Pool/ Pool/ Getty Images

Prince Harry spent the weekend touring New Zealand. As usual, he was delightful – with everyone, from adults to children to even old lizards. Harry also gave an interview and, seeing as how his princess niece has just arrived, he was asked about whether or not he wants kids…and when. Well, right now. Full Story

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No tears!

May 11, 2015 16:37:54 Posted at May 11, 2015 16:37:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Didier Baverel/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty Images

The Monaco twins, Jacques and Gabriella, were baptised this weekend. In Dior, obviously. Apparently Serene Charlene oversaw all the details of the ceremony including exact specifications for the twins’ outfits and the readings. It’s estimated that 700 people were at the cathedral for the event and thousands were outside to celebrate, watching the live broadcast on large screens. Full Story

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