Samantha Ronson in working in London this week. Lindsay Lohan showed up in London this week. Word is she arranged her schedule and booked a photo shoot conveniently for when Sam was there, staying at a hotel just down the street. So last night, Sam heads to Bungalow 8 with her brother and some friends. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan turned up in Paris but headed out of Paris with a sh-tload of luggage en route, supposedly, to London to catch up with Samantha Ronson who played a gig last night at Mahiki. Lilo has been ordered to keep a lower profile after landing a job, finally, on a film set which is why the paps haven’t been shooting her every day but now that she’s messing around overseas, perhaps a date with Lily Allen too, we’ll see her cracked out dirty face again at 5am soon enough. Full Story

This is not the face of girl who needs you to feel sorry for her. This however is the face of a 35 year old. Only Lindsay Lohan is not 35. And she’s made up for a photo shoot. Remember these then when this cover of Spanish Vogue is released. Note how well they brush her face. Lilo seemed to be in great spirits. Full Story

Check out this video. First Samantha Ronson leaves a restaurant, drives away alone. Lindsay Lohan pulls up later and she needs the paps – the paps!!! the dreaded paps!!! – to tell her what Samantha was doing, who she was with, and if she left alone. Full Story

Perhaps her appearance on Ellen was a love appeal. This is Lindsay Lohan arriving at Samantha Ronson’s. Photo agency date stamp says this morning. At press time it’s not even 8am in LA. Must have been another sleepless night for Lilo. Cranked. Meanwhile Samantha has changed her status on Facebook Full Story

No lover, no friends, no career…what’s the solution? Call up Us Weekly. Lindsay Lohan is now officially lower than Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, admitting to getting dumped on the cover of a tabloid, crying about having no friends… I AM SO ALONE. This is what she’s telling Janice Min – that she’s in “absolute hell” after getting dumped by Samantha Ronson, and that last Friday was the “worst night of my life” when she was banned from a Ronson party and spent the night staying at the Chateau Marmont one floor above the Ronson family. Full Story

After days of denial, and having the locks changed on her cranked out ass, Lindsay Lohan finally admitted yesterday that she and Samantha Ronson have split. But only temporarily. Because she is the priority. "We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself”. Once again, a Dina Lohan-ised version of the truth. Full Story

This generation. There is no fight worth fighting unless it’s fought on Facebook/Twitter/MySpace. And if it didn’t happen there, it didn’t happen at all. According to Us Weekly Full Story

To rock bottom? It’s over – again – between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan and this time Sam has made it public, finally tiring of the endless drama. OK! Magazine is reporting that Friday night, Ronson was booked at a party to promote her sister’s clothing line with JC Penney. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan has been rolling around recently in a sweet ride – a Maserati valued at, so they say, $100,000. Her assistant nicked it last week and apparently it cost ten grand to fix the damage (very minor). Aside: why the f-ck does unhireable Lindsay Lohan have an assistant??? I work 2 ½ jobs, I don’t have an assistant. Full Story

You’ve heard by now about the exclusive interview Lindsay Lohan granted E! She let the crack talk the entire time. How else can you explain it? As you’d expect, Lilo blames you, me, everyone else for her career failures. Of course. Because Dina Lohan didn’t teach her about accountability, despite Lindsay’s insistence that her parents encouraged good values: With everything that's gone on with my family, my parents still taught us how to have tact, class, respect for others and how to follow our dreams and never change who we are for anyone or anything. Full Story

No money, many problems. According to Gatecrasher, Lindsay Lohan is broke ass. Not surprising. After all, she hasn’t had a job in… forever. And she has to support her mother who can’t afford to pay her own back taxes Full Story

Sit DOWN Spray Tan! Lindsay Lohan in the new issue of Nylon looking cranked out and rather conceited. This is a girl who loves herself. This is why she’s not sad smut. She worships the camera worshipping her: “I love doing photo shoots… I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, I’d do that… because that’s fun for me. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson doing not much of anything yesterday in LA. And they weren’t screaming at each other on the street either. This apparently has become a frequent occurrence. Lilo finds some drama to get dramatic about, Sam tries to placate her then blows a fuse, creating more drama on top of Lindsay’s pre-existing manufactured drama. Full Story