Surprise. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson photographed holding hands leaving a restaurant last night after a gig. Five minutes later Lilo was probably thrashing against the car window, set off by some kind of imaginary drama. As I’ve already told you, this is what it’s like with her. Life is one long series of meltdowns followed by short periods of lucidity leading to more attention seeking histrionics. Full Story

Just another weekend for Lindsay Lohan. She and Samantha Ronson were in New York for Sam’s sister Charlotte’s show at Fashion Week. On Saturday night they were supposed to head to Florida to co-host a Valentine’s Day party. On Friday night however the two were spotted in New York, very late, screaming at each other on the street. Full Story

Samantha Ronson is playing at her sister Charlotte’s show. Of course Lilo tagged along. Here she is today in NYC, skinnier than ever, and all of a sudden she’s older than her 40 year old sister Ali. Like 50. Right? She looks 50. Something about the way her hair is matted flat on her head, something about the hunch of her narrow shoulders, something about the way her neck seems like it’s about to crumple… The pride of Dina Lohan. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson pictured leaving the Chateau Marmont last night. You know she used to live there, right? She was all of 17 years old and her mother, her amazing mother, decided the Marmont would be the perfect place for her daughter to take up permanent residence in Hollywood. the legendary and notorious Chateau Marmont. Full Story

Lilo’s Dirty Face is back! When she is at her lowest, when she’s the most cranked out ever, Lindsay Lohan always develops a signature foundation problem. Here she is at the ESPN Super Bowl party where Samantha Ronson was hired to DJ, showing off her Dirty Face on the carpet. Also worth noting, as pointed out by my colleague Jeffrey, she’s not exactly dressed for Tampa Bay. Full Story

Even Lilo and Sam are in Washington. Someone hired them to host a party this week. Of course they did. And in honour of the incoming president, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson even decided to pose together on the red carpet at the Declare Yourself event yesterday. Lindsay dressed all conservative too and she seemed in great spirits, smiling widely, hamming it up for the cameras – amazing these kids and their connections. Full Story

Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together. If we were playing Photo Assumption – my favourite game! – I’d say that Sam doesn’t exactly looking thrilled about it. But despite not living together anymore, Lilo insists that their love is all good. So good she gave an exclusive quote to Life & Style Weekly about their relationship. Full Story

And she has to do it for herself. Because it’s not like she has a job or anything. So her publicist has nothing to promote. As such, on top of all her other daily activities – shopping, melting down, smoking, getting cranked – she’s now charged with the task of spinning her own drama, making sure she still has some of your attention. Full Story

All night partying, coked out of her mind, you think her drama is off the charts when she’s fully cranked? How about when she’s coming down? Click here Full Story

Is all about class. Just before Christmas, Lindsay Lohan posted a message on her MySpace, because this is where we should all reveal our family secrets, telling her fans that her dad admitted recently that he’d fathered another child while cheating on her mother. Full Story

Samantha Ronson thanked fans on her blog for their concern about her hospitalisation this weekend: "Thanks for all your messages. I'm home and all good. Was just pretty exhausted from traveling and working too much to buy Chanukah gifts and my Jewish mother was worried about me.” Right. Full Story

Exhaustion? Or was it an “asthma attack”? TMZ.com is reporting that Samantha Ronson checked into hospital this weekend – not serious but also no disclosure at press time what exactly was ailing her though it won’t be too hard to predict. She’ll probably borrow from Lilo. Full Story