Sponsored Tingles: Dr. Oetker Savoury Moment
The Crowning of the Italian Queen
Is it almost October? Where did it go?
Time for September’s Dr. Oetker Savoury Moment. And another prize giveaway of course. This month Dr. Oetker is giving away a $20,000 Kitchen Makeover plus 8 secondary prizes from Whirlpool. Click here to enter.
September was a busy, smutty month with many savoury moments but the list does not include Kanye’s outburst at the VMAs. Material? Sure. Mouthwatering? No.
Especially not when Colin Farrell decided to go manly man against a pap and Colin Firth’s Italian video triggered our quiver.
However, any time George Clooney sells love, the subsequent whitewash will always top the rest. And he opened the season with a red carpet introduction to Elisabetta Canalis at the Venice Film Festival.
This broad is no Sarah Larson. This broad will not be tucked away in a corner and pulled out when convenient, oh non. Elisabetta has a reputation. Elisabetta is hungrier than all who came before her. And, perfect timing, she caught George at the beginning of a campaign. Several campaigns.
Because George savours the low classier flavours. So not only is he working towards a nomination, he also must simultaneously work on a MiniVan pitch.
People Magazine is quick to help with that. Same goes for his friend Matt Damon. Who better than Matt Damon? They adore Matt Damon. So Matt Damon told People that he adores Elisabetta.
"She is a really, really wonderful woman.”
Needless to say, People doesn’t bother to mention that she’s really, really wonderful when she’s posing with her lady business exposed. Nothing wrong with that. But packaging her as something else is the game we get to judge.
Elisabetta is a force. Am hoping George keeps her around. She will entertain us. Trust.
Photos from Wenn.com and Flynetonline.com