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June 30, 2009 08:10:05 Posted at June 30, 2009 08:10:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bradley Cooper’s bad pants

It’s time for another Dr. Oetker Savoury Moment and this month they’re celebrating summer by featuring a Summer BBQ giveaway. Contest details and the entry ballot can be found here.

June 2009 is when Bradley Cooper officially became A List. A blockbuster movie, a maybe pretend relationship with Jennifer Aniston, getting paparazzied several times a week, on the shortlist to star in several high profile big budget upcoming vehicles – Coop has arrived, and he’s building a frisky fanbase of quivering fans who’ve suddenly elevated him to #1 on their Freebie 5s.

Like many of you, I started the month off standing on top of the Coop bandwagon proclaiming his hotness too. He’s totally hot. And he’s smart. And his hair is very personable.

But then…

Then someone took over from Jakey Gyllenhaal. Heretofore, like, such as, the Iraq, Jake has been the prince of pants problems. He sucks at pants. Coop sucks just as hard. On carpet after carpet, his tailor deficiencies took over – too short pants, too tight pants, too bad wash jeans… am now officially obsessed with Coop’s bad pants. Because it’s so unnecessary! A flaw that can easily be remedied. Bad pants in his case are not genetic. And yet… all the time… here comes Coop with his capri pants at a premiere. Can barely tolerate capri pants on girls. On guys it’s almost as bad as a Chinese symbol tattoo.


Photos from Wenn.com and Flynetonline.com and Jose Perez/Splashnewsonline.com

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