There’s lots being said this week about the whole Jodie Foster coming out situation but, because my heart wants to drag things down to the lowest common denominator, I’d like to use this as an excuse to talk about how gay One Direction is…or at least how gay One Direction pretends to be. Full Story

Half the reason I’ve been posting more and more about One Direction is because it makes Jacek crazy. He walks around the house and drives around in his car like a crusty f-ck old man now, at once blustering and muttering about “their hair” or “spacey pedestrians” or stupid drivers who don’t tuck themselves to the curb when making a right turn. Full Story

I mean not Hot Harry on a Horse, not that Harry Styles is not hot. Does that make sense? As I confessed yesterday in Tingles, FINE, I admit, I love Harry Styles. Look at him. He’s the cutest sh-t EVER. And it’s ok, I won’t out all of you who’ve been emailing asking for One Direction. I’ll take the heat for it so you can enjoy it on the low, hiding your monitor from view, secretly enjoying every single shot. Full Story