Celebrity Baby Theory Articles
What.Is.Happening.Here?!?!
Thank you to Jennie, or maybe not, for sending this link. Apparently this went down last night. Ryan Gosling and Blake Lively at Gibson Girl for ice cream... WHAT? Yes, there are photos. Separately. Because they wouldn’t pose together. I don’t want to talk about this. Full Story
Ultimate Challenge to the Celebrity Baby Theory
Here it is… Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant. People says so. Which means Gisele and Tom Brady are approving the non-official announcement even though Radar had exclusively sourced it weeks ago. At the time, Tom denied it. Full Story
Amy & Will & Baby
I reported it exclusively last week and now Amy Poehler and Will Arnett have confirmed they are pregnant. As posted in my original article, Amy quit smoking and was experiencing morning sickness during SNL rehearshals. Full Story
The Off Season is Long
Very long. Probably even longer for Tom Brady who must be itching, absolutely foaming, to get back onto the field. Still…killing time before training camp would probably suck a lot harder without Gisele. And the couple made their first public appearance the other night since the big upset at a store opening in New York. Full Story
You Are Not Them
It’s a giant f&ck you to us mortals – a family that looks like this. A family this ridiculously attractive. Ri-di-cu-LOUS. Totally not fair. And as always, the glaring exception to my Celebrity Baby Theory. Have a look and then wallow in your own ordinariness: Cindy Crawford and husband Rande Gerber (George Clooney’s BFF) and their two children Presley and Kaya. Full Story
Mr and Mrs Burns
Christy Turlington and Ed Burns last night at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame… breathtaking Christy. Wow. Would be a good couple to test my Celebrity Baby Theory on. For those new to the site, the Celebrity Baby Theory works as follows: Hot + hot = Ugly Hot + average = Fairly attractive Average + Average = Hot Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute Hot + Ugly = Ugly Average + Ugly = Uglier Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace I’m not going to name the specific children. Full Story