The opening night red carpet is now underway in Cannes. Here’s how it works at the Palais: The non-festival people usually arrive first. This includes Euro actors, models, Eva Longoria most years, and people like Phoebe Price. They blast loud music out from the speakers to entertain the massive crowds that line the Croisette. Full Story

Let’s talk about Leonardo DiCaprio’s commercial for Jim Beam, Asian styles.  By North American standards, this is pure cheese, right? That’s why it’s only for Japan. So far, at least. Leo snaps his fingers and the ice earth explodes. And a sexy look to camera. Full Story

Colin Farrell is strictly v-neck. And now... I think Ryan Gosling might be too. Here’s Ryan at JFK airport this weekend after arriving from New Orleans in a striped v-neck. Reminds me of that Saturday Night Live digital short from last year featuring Ben Stiller and Andy Samberg. The point is. Full Story

Adrien Brody has been spending a lot of time in Europe these days away from his fake New York castle. Remember his fake New York castle? With the current Mrs Chris Hemsworth? Brody’s cheese does seem more suited to a European sensibility. Full Story

Colin Farrell was papped on the set of Seven Psychopaths yesterday, both times wearing a v-neck. The dude clearly does not believe in a crew neck. Like, ever. Reminds me of that Andy Samberg/Ben Stiller digital short. Was it inspired by Colin Farrell? Check out Colin being really cute with Sam Rockwell. Full Story

So... the tassel between his legs? Said it before, will say it again: don’t understand why Antonio Banderas has his own fragrance. Two, actually. The first one is Blue Seduction. And now the new one, just launched yesterday in New York, is called The Secret. I went new fragrance shopping last week with my best gay Darren. Full Story

It’s me! Am just installed in Barbados, at my room at The Crane (more on this later) with a hardwire internet connection, and my Hate F-cks right now are athletes: Alex Rodriguez and Chris Pronger. HATE. So there’s hate f-cking and then there are butterflies, rainbows, and cheese. It’s Mimi time. Full Story

Earlier this week, a 10 second teaser trailer was released online in advance of the 90 second proper trailer for Twilight Eclipse. Yes, I’m confused too. But it speaks to the Twilight Nation’s eagerness to eat up anything, to buy up anything, to shoot up anything related to their franchise. Full Story

Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night. This kills me.The Splashes. Full Story

How about some Celine on a Wednesday? You love it. I love it! Celine Dion took her tour around the world last year. She gifted her voice to millions of people and they gifted her back with love and devotion, mesmerised by her bedazzled crotch. What? Yes. The trailer. See if for yourself. Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World will hit theatres next month. Full Story

Who else? What brings up more happiness than Mimi not walking? Or, rather, walking assisted by a bodyguard/husband/waiter? JOY. She is JOY. Mariah Carey was named Favourite R&B Artist last night at the PCAs over, um, Beyonce. Which should tell you how bullsh-t the People’s Choice Awards are. Full Story

And so much f-cking cringe. Ew! But I’ve watched this 3 times. And since Kevin Jonas chose to provide his wedding video (totally free, right?) to Access Hollywood, this sh-t is fair game. Especially when it’s such a wonderful gift. Right off the top, note the fist pump. My friend Scott said it’s more like a Cheerleader Pump. Full Story

One of the Jonas Brothers got married recently. According to Michelle’s Boy Band Theory, it was the irrelevant one. Or the least attractive one. What? It’s not like you weren’t thinking it. Full Story

Shiloh heard my prayer. My mother hopped on the Chinese Lady Express Bus for Casino Rama today. We won’t see her til dinner time. Unless of course she’s on a super hot streak in which case we may not see her for a week. Shiloh’s benevolence is plentiful today. Because there is also some Mimi. Full Story