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Skeeve & Skeeze

July 24, 2014 15:10:40 Posted at July 24, 2014 15:10:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dominique Charriau/ Pierre Suu/ Getty

Leonardo DiCaprio hosted a fundraiser last night in Saint Tropez to raise money for his foundation. It’s a gala. And he still looks gross. Many of Leo’s celebrity friends showed up to support him. Jared Leto was there. Bono performed (he owns an estate nearby) and so did Robin Thicke. Full Story

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Leo’s international model crawl

July 23, 2014 16:11:31 Posted at July 23, 2014 16:11:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Leonardo DiCaprio is in Saint Tropez. Likely some rich dude’s boat. He apparently hosted a fundraiser last night. I guess the strategy is to invite a lot of models, and some wealthy men, generosity ensues, and everyone can go home feeling good about themselves. He really must have a bat signal for them, models I mean. Full Story

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The smartest celebrity on Twitter

July 21, 2014 16:15:42 Posted at July 21, 2014 16:15:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

And here he is… According to TIME Leonardo DiCaprio is the smartest celebrity on Twitter based on the fact that his tweets use big words with more than 2 syllables. Seriously. That’s their measurement. Apparently the reading comprehension level of Twitter users averages at a fourth grade level. Full Story

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Leo bookends the week

July 11, 2014 16:05:40 Posted at July 11, 2014 16:05:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

We began the week on Monday picturing Leonardo DiCaprio on top of you using photos of him at the beach on Independence Day weekend. Oh, wait, what? You forgot? You need to be reminded? Don’t picture Leo from Romeo + Juliet. Picture Leo now. On top of you:  Full Story

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The difference of one summer

July 10, 2014 18:56:07 Posted at July 10, 2014 18:56:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Last summer, Blurred Lines was blowing up the radio. This summer… Well, I’ve not listened to one full song on Robin Thicke’s new album, Paula. It’s like I live in the UK, because only 530 copies were sold there in its first week. Or Australia, where only 54 copies were sold. Full Story

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Begging at the BET Awards

June 30, 2014 13:42:15 Posted at June 30, 2014 13:42:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter /Getty Images

God. Would Robin Thicke please F-CK OFF? I know I can’t say it on behalf of Paula Patton. But I wish. I hope that’s what she would want us to think. I hope that she would want us to tell him to f-ck off for her. Or, at least, shut the f-ck up. The gross skeeve performed last night at the BET Awards. Full Story

Elizabeth Hurley: P.H.O.T.O.Y

June 23, 2014 20:14:51 Posted at June 23, 2014 20:14:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You know, there’s JLO and her Slum Love and then there’s Elizabeth Hurley and her…well… My problem with JLO is that if you’re going to date a backup dancer, keep him as the backup dancer – like Madonna – and don’t give him the f-cking job as your head choreographer. Full Story

“I can’t make love to you anymore”

June 23, 2014 16:28:53 Posted at June 23, 2014 16:28:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s about as far as I could make it. Robin Thicke’s new video for the song Get Her Back, part of his new album full of songs about getting her back. Her being Paula Patton. The album is called “Paula”. F-ck everything he is so gross. GROSS. As you will see, Robin is bruised and bloodied because he’s sad and pathetic and while he’s being sad and pathetic at the camera, he’s also sharing some of the text messages that he and fake Paula have exchanged over their breakup. Full Story

Picture Him On Top Of You: Robin Thicke edition

June 3, 2014 20:32:05 Posted at June 3, 2014 20:32:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Dave Spencer/ Splash

I have never found Robin Thicke attractive. He’s always smelled like skeeve to me. And that was before Blurred Lines and putting his fingers up a random’s ass on Instagram. But now that he’s done all that? Dude is dripping douche oil all over the place. The buzzed hair isn’t helping. Full Story

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Picture Him On Top Of You: Johnny Depp edition

June 3, 2014 19:38:13 Posted at June 3, 2014 19:38:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, James Haynes/ Splash

Never, ever, ever thought we’d play my game, Picture Him On Top Of You, featuring Johnny Depp. Ever. When I invented it, it was because we kept covering these Hollywood parties we’d always see these women, these gorgeous gorgeous women, wrapped around the grossest, sickest, vilest, richest men. Full Story

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Ashton Kutcher: what a great man

May 15, 2014 15:02:05 Posted at May 15, 2014 15:02:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

PEOPLE  posted the grossest article yesterday about Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. The title: Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: How They're Preparing for Their Baby Girl Fine. They could be decorating the room. Or going to breathing classes. Full Story

If this was your dinner companion…

May 9, 2014 16:54:33 Posted at May 9, 2014 16:54:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, David M. Benett/ Getty

Imagine you’re at a gala and a male table companion shows up without a jacket, his shirt unbuttoned literally down to his stomach. It’s obscene. OBSCENE. Vile. Even if it were David Beckham it would be obscene and vile. But it’s especially obscene and vile being that it’s Simon Cowell. Full Story

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Johnny Depp holds his girlfriend

May 7, 2014 13:36:11 Posted at May 7, 2014 13:36:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur/ Theo Wargo/ Getty

Do you feel like Johnny Depp is in your face a LOT these days? A lot more than he ever used to be? We’d go months not seeing him before. A long, long time. JD knew how to go underground. Like Tom Cruise, like Brange, he has the resources, he had the inclination. Then. Now? Now it’s almost weekly. Full Story

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Mr Peanut & his fiancée at the MET Gala

May 6, 2014 15:56:49 Posted at May 6, 2014 15:56:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Dimitrios Kambouris/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ Getty

So many of you emailed and tweeted at me about this last night. The Mr Peanut thing. And several other outlets are on the peanut train. And I decided I’d be lazy and just go with it because Johnny Depp has become a cartoon cliché. So why should I expend any originality on his ass when I could be saving it for someone else? Mr Peanut it is. Full Story

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