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Teen Triangle!

November 13, 2008 07:06:00 Posted at November 13, 2008 07:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F-ck the Brange and Aniston. Teen cheating is what it’s all about. So Taylor Swift was dating one of the Jonas Brothers. Joe, I think? Whatever. They broke up, she decided not to take the discreet route, told everybody he did it over the phone, in like, 27 seconds, all conveniently while she’s promoting her new record. Full Story

His expression, her expression

November 4, 2008 16:19:53 Posted at November 4, 2008 16:19:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shall we play the fun game of Photo Assumption? Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos...except in this case we know it’s true anyway? Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy Matthew Broderick, on a rare occasion together, head with their son together to vote for Barack Obama. As you can see, SJP is in great spirits, encouraged by her husband’s willingness to hang out. Full Story

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Friends with Will & Jada

October 7, 2008 11:09:33 Posted at October 7, 2008 11:09:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re loyal, that’s for sure. If it’s one thing that might offset the chill factor of their Xenu loving, it’s that the Smiths will get down for their friends. And maybe with them too… but those are maybe gaybe rumours for another day. Last night it was the premiere of the Secret Life of Bees in LA and Will and Jada, who are tight with Latifah, showed up to throw their full support behind the Queen. Full Story

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Will at 40

September 26, 2008 07:52:06 Posted at September 26, 2008 07:52:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is damn fine. Look at that skin! Will Smith celebrated his 40th birthday yesterday and was joined by family at his son Trey’s football game. Do you see Carlton? It’s Carlton! Will shares his birthday with Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas… which has always had me wondering about the science of astrology. Full Story

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But where’s the witch boil???

July 31, 2008 07:15:40 Posted at July 31, 2008 07:15:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First they said she removed it, then her people claimed she didn’t. Do you see it? Never mind the marriage to Dandy – THIS is the burning question. While we’re at it though… as you recall, it was reported last week that Matthew Broderick had been caught cheating on SJP. Reasons why the story didn’t receive much traction: 1. Full Story

Kanye TV?

July 30, 2008 07:12:22 Posted at July 30, 2008 07:12:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love him. So talented, so obnoxious, so insufferable, so unapologetic, and SO entertaining… Which is probably why HBO wants so badly to give him his own show, enlisting the services of the producer from Curb Your Enthusiasm to work on a “single-camera series that would follow the busy life of the Grammy-winning artist and his relationship with family and friends. Full Story

Don’t Mess With the Robo

June 19, 2008 08:10:21 Posted at June 19, 2008 08:10:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bride, that is. Am still gagging over Mario Lopez’s coronation as the Hottest Bachelor… People Magazine must need money – and lots of it! – to pay for photos of those Holy Twins. Because it smells like they just got bought. Mario Lopez is feeding The Brange. Hilarious. Mario Lopez also has to step off for Katie Holmes. Full Story

Hancock can’t help the Lakers

June 13, 2008 05:21:49 Posted at June 13, 2008 05:21:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stars everywhere at the Laker game last night but not even the super ones could help, watching impotently as the Lakers blew a 24 point deficit to go down a seemingly insurmountable 1-3 in the series. Am still hoping this thing can go 7. Possible? Will Smith thinks it is. He and Jada were on hand, courtside of course, although Hancock was powerless against the Celtic triumvirate in Game 4. Full Story

Another Maybe Gaybe Has a Baby

June 6, 2008 07:57:26 Posted at June 6, 2008 07:57:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vin Diesel has a girlfriend?!? Vin Diesel had a baby?!? Even more shocking… there are people who actually STILL care? Amazingly enough, yes…though these days it’s fewer and fewer. This is why he has to make yet another Fast and Furious movie. But if Ebola Paris Hilton can have fans, I suppose Vin Diesel can have fans too. Full Story

Gaybe Claybe made a Baby???

May 29, 2008 10:53:59 Posted at May 29, 2008 10:53:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shiloh Jolie Pitt! TMZ is reporting that Clay Aiken will be a father. The baby mother’s name is Jaymes Foster. Just to clarify, because in this case there should be clarification, Jaymes is a woman. A Woman. Full Story

Sex vs Indy

May 28, 2008 05:55:55 Posted at May 28, 2008 05:55:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a big showdown at the box office this weekend - even though Indiana Jones has already made a killing, can Sex & the City put a dent into Indy’s take and possibly wrest the #1 spot away from Lucas, Spielberg, and Ford? If Vancouver is an indication of everywhere else, the ladies will be putting up a good fight. Full Story

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Who are the Hip Hop Homos?

April 23, 2008 10:50:00 Posted at April 23, 2008 10:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Terence Dean was an executive at MTV. He’s now about to release a book called Hiding in Hip Hop and word is he’ll be exposing the gays. Apparently there’s an underground “gay subculture” in the business and now everyone is wondering who’ll be outed. Said the author: “This book is filled with intrigue, sexy celebrity bed partners, abundance of drugs, and of course, the down low/gay men and celebrities in the entertainment industry. Full Story

Dandy & Unsexy

April 1, 2008 09:00:00 Posted at April 1, 2008 09:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Jessica Parker and her maybe gaybe dandy pants showed up last night at a screening for her new film Smart People. SJP lost it on Maxim recently for naming her Unsexiest Woman Alive and I don’t disagree. What happened to Tori Spelling, and Ebola Hilton, and Emmy Rossum, and Heather Mills…??? For sure they"re all unsexier than she is! So SJP was mad. Full Story

But for the GMD…

March 31, 2008 06:04:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 06:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will Smith is every kind of perfect. But for the GMD. And it’s not the maybe gaybe, but the fraud of the maybe gaybe. The fraud of the maybe gaybe and the friendship with the little fraud. Because if Will Smith was a definitely gaybe, and openly definitely gaybe, Will Smith would be eve more perfect. Full Story