Robert Downey Jr
-Sherlock at Christmas, Iron Man in The Avengers in May, he’s running the box office, he’s never been more popular
-All that’s in the past now, right? He is the ultimate Comeback
-Happily married, wife expecting baby, it’s the MiniVan’s favourite subject: babies!
-Best personality ever
-Women adore him and men want to hang out with him
-People hold grudges for a long ass time
-Doesn’t kiss enough MiniVan ass. Says what he means most of the time, and sometimes that makes him not as popular as he could be. See Mel Gibson.
-Is RDJ PEOPLE audience material? They’ll see his movies because they’re good movies, but do they want him in their living rooms? Like the same way they’d want Matt Damon in their living rooms? You see what I mean now, right?
Odds: 12 to 1