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A summer without Harry

March 20, 2015 16:47:06 Posted at March 20, 2015 16:47:06
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Prince Harry is leaving the army. But first, for four weeks starting mid April, he’ll be in Australia, seconded to the Australian Defence Force stationed in Darwin, Perth, and Sydney. Then he’s off to New Zealand before heading to Africa for the entire summer participating in “field-based conservation work”. Full Story

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No Spring Break for Royals

March 18, 2015 17:13:58 Posted at March 18, 2015 17:13:58
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It’s not Spring Break for everyone. And definitely not Princess Catherine who stepped out again today for a visit to the Brookhill Children’s Centre in Woolwich. She was just out yesterday for St Patrick’s Day. That’s at least 6 public appearances in the last two weeks. As I’ve been saying, they’re cramming it all in before she goes on maternity leave. Full Story

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Luck of the Irish

March 17, 2015 17:39:41 Posted at March 17, 2015 17:39:41
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It's St Patrick's Day. I wore some green today for the debate. And Irish luck was invoked on my behalf. And Duana is Irish. So she's expecting an acknowledgment. She called it a "fly by the seat of your pants" kind of luck. That was pretty much me. Full Story

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An all-royal Friday

March 13, 2015 14:59:25 Posted at March 13, 2015 14:59:25
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Led by Her Majesty, all senior members of the Royal Family attended a commemoration service today at St Paul’s Cathedral to honour those who died in Afghanistan. For the Queen’s family, this is more than just an official responsibility. As you know, Prince Harry served twice in Afghanistan. Full Story

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The Princess at Downton

March 12, 2015 17:33:44 Posted at March 12, 2015 17:33:44
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Princess Catherine visited the set of Downton Abbey today and everyone’s making “duchess-duchess” quips. She’s a big deal, the show’s a big deal, Royal + Show Business is always a good sell. And apparently she told them she’s a big fan of the show so they took a group photo that looks hilariously like a royal family photo, except that it’s in the servants’ area of the house. Full Story

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Royal Cumhard

March 11, 2015 17:35:24 Posted at March 11, 2015 17:35:24
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I’ve been waiting all week for new Benedict Cumberbatch photos so that I can show you what I’m about to show you. Official business first: Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter were out last night in London hanging out with Princess Anne at an event to benefit the Motor Neurone Disease Association. Full Story

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Princess in print

March 11, 2015 14:33:53 Posted at March 11, 2015 14:33:53
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Katy Cambridged stepped out today in Margate, England for a visit to Turner Contemporary Art Gallery. She wore a print coat that’s recycled from the last time she was pregnant. Speaking of that… They’re saying now that the baby is due at the end of April. According to the Daily Beast Full Story

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One month countdown

March 9, 2015 17:32:50 Posted at March 9, 2015 17:32:50
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They’re saying that Princess Catherine is due in April. No specific date has been revealed, of course, but that would put us at about the one month countdown, right? Here they are, the Cambridges, in London today at Westminster Abbey, attending the Commonwealth Service with Prince Charles and Camilla. Full Story

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Not Emma Watson's boyfriend not at the BRITs

February 25, 2015 22:03:30 Posted at February 25, 2015 22:03:30
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After-party maybe? Hopefully? Hot Harry was out today in Newcastle upon Tyne visiting the charity Armed Forces and Veterans Launchpad at Avondale House. This is the first time we've seen him since that bullsh-t story by Woman's Day in Australia about him dating Emma Watson came out on Friday. Full Story

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Prince Charles sold out his sons?

February 20, 2015 15:08:52 Posted at February 20, 2015 15:08:52
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The BBC aired a super gossipy documentary yesterday called Reinventing The Royals amid reports that the royal family pushed to delay the original air date after learning that the film alleges that Prince Charles had his advisors exploit his sons to boost his popularity and reputation after Diana died. Full Story

Hot Harry’s Swiss Valentine

February 17, 2015 13:49:00 Posted at February 17, 2015 13:49:00
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Prince Harry was photographed with cousin Princess Eugenie at a ski resort in Switzerland this weekend. The paps weren’t able to conjure up a “mystery companion”. And, you know, if there was one, they would have found her. The last time Full Story

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Serenity’s happiness

January 27, 2015 16:33:13 Posted at January 27, 2015 16:33:13
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Prince Albert and Serene Charlene were out last night in Monaco to celebrate the patron Saint Devote. Per tradition, they lit up a fishing boat. With candy cane torches. Look how pretty those torches are. I want one. As you can see, Serenity is as happy as we’ve ever seen her. Like, ever. Full Story

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Kate loads up on work

January 19, 2015 14:31:37 Posted at January 19, 2015 14:31:37
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Princess Catherine made two public appearances last week and she was right back at it today in London visiting the Family Friends programme at Kensington Academy. By her standards, it’s a heavy workload. As you know, Kate is due in April. And she’s supposedly planning a holiday in February as her mother, Carole, will be celebrating her 60th birthday in Mustique. Full Story

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Katy Cambridge of the new year

January 15, 2015 16:10:34 Posted at January 15, 2015 16:10:34
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Princess Catherine made her first public appearance of the year today in London, visiting with children at Barlby Primary School in what looks like… Is that a new outfit? What Kate Wore is telling me that this dress is by Madderson although it’s probably sold out by now. Full Story

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