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Tom Hardy makes a mug

March 30, 2015 19:36:57 Posted at March 30, 2015 19:36:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you already have a Tom Hardy problem, this isn’t going to help. This will make it much, much worse. Here he is on the cover of UK Esquire. Some dudes, when they do the squinty eye thing, it doesn’t work, not at all. You don’t believe it. Like if there was actually cigarette smoke drifting across their faces, they wouldn’t hot-squint, their eyes would just water and they’d swat it away. Full Story

Trevor Noah to take over The Daily Show

March 30, 2015 15:48:55 Posted at March 30, 2015 15:48:55
Sarah Posted by Sarah

In February Jon Stewart announced he will be retiring from The Daily Show later this year, and now it’s become official that his replacement will be South African comedian Trevor Noah. There’s still no date for Stewart’s retirement beyond “later this year”, but when he does go, Noah will take over his chair. Full Story

Destiny’s Child at the Stellar Gospel Music Awards

March 30, 2015 14:13:46 Posted at March 30, 2015 14:13:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Erik Umphery/ Getty Images for Parkwood Entertainmen

This didn’t end up being a surprise since Michelle tweeted about it a couple of days before the event. But still. Still. When she, Kelly Rowland, and the Beyonce reunite? It’s still a big deal. The reunion happened Saturday night at the Stellar Gospel Music Awards in Las Vegas where Michelle was nominated in several categories. Full Story

Jake G goes full-Bale for Oscar

March 27, 2015 16:59:46 Posted at March 27, 2015 16:59:46
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The first trailer for Jake Gyllenhaal’s boxing movie Southpaw—the one he got insanely ripped for—just premiered on Eminem’s Youtube channel, of all the weird places. Once upon a time, Eminem was attached to the project, but his involvement now is limited to a song on the soundtrack and, apparently, debuting the trailer. Full Story

Katy Perry’s isolated Prismatic

March 27, 2015 16:18:58 Posted at March 27, 2015 16:18:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

While Taylor Swift continued her friend collection enemy isolation in Nashville last night, Katy Perry was in LA at the premiere of her concert film The Prismatic World Tour. Does it make you side with her more? The fact that Taylor seems to be systematically picking everyone off around her, with the exception of Rihanna who will not be bought or traded, motherf-cker, don’t you even dare? Not me. Full Story

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The Afflecks at the Senate

March 26, 2015 20:08:30 Posted at March 26, 2015 20:08:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kris Connor/ Paul Morigi/ Leigh Vogel/ Getty Images

This is really cute. And also really interesting. Ben Affleck was in DC today, along with Bill Gates, to address the Senate Appropriations Subcommittee on State and Foreign Operations. There was a Batman mention, obviously. I think he’s going to ride closer to the RDJ approach to being a superhero as opposed to the Christian Bale one: Mention it whenever you can. Full Story

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The 2 Tom Cruises

March 24, 2015 15:09:44 Posted at March 24, 2015 15:09:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I love the Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation trailer that Sarah posted yesterday – click here for a refresher. As she wrote, it’s pure ridiculous action movie fun. It knows exactly what it is. It doesn’t aim to be anything more. And Tom Cruise’s level of frustration when he delivers the final line – “the other door!” – is perfect. Full Story

Saturday night with Leo & JB

March 24, 2015 14:00:20 Posted at March 24, 2015 14:00:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/ Michael Loccisano/ Getty Images

If I’m Justin Bieber, 21 years old, trying to “man up” at every opportunity, I’m loving the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio, founding member of the Pussy Posse, wants to hang out with me. On Saturday night, the two were at a club together in West Hollywood. The pictures are sh-t quality so I didn’t buy them but if you want to see, click here Full Story

Miley’s still mad?

March 23, 2015 13:52:36 Posted at March 23, 2015 13:52:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Ethan Miller/ Steven Lawton/ Getty Images

Miley Cyrus was in Vegas last night. Patrick Schwarzenegger was not with her, even though he’s back from Spring Break in Mexico. According to E!, one source says Miley isn’t taking his calls and that Patrick is “extremely frustrated” because he’s made it a point to be a really great boyfriend and can’t believe that people think he would step out on her. Full Story

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Ryan Reynolds confirms it’s James

March 20, 2015 14:58:04 Posted at March 20, 2015 14:58:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve known that it’s James for a while now. But we’ve never heard it from Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds…until now. Reynolds is doing press for The Woman In Gold, opening April 1. Jesus, it is April already??? Anyway, during an interview with The Today Show, Ryan confirmed that his daughter’s name is indeed JAMES. Full Story

No sweatpants for Eva Mendes

March 19, 2015 20:09:23 Posted at March 19, 2015 20:09:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Angela Weiss/ Getty Images

Eva Mendes was interviewed by Extra because she’s promoting a makeup line, or something. I actually cracked up when she had to say the following: “This is an amazing opportunity for me to bring quality products to people at drugstore prices.” The most originally worded endorsement of all time, non? Anyway, that comes at the end. Full Story

Chris Evans goes for a burger

March 19, 2015 15:19:50 Posted at March 19, 2015 15:19:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Photographer Group/ Splash News

Sarah and I went for a switch today. She wrote about my #1 Oscar Isaac. And I'm writing about Chris Evans. She goes on and off on him. But the hope is always there. Which is why she was so pissed when she saw these shots of him leaving Fatburger in sweats. Something about how the top muscles don't match the lean legs. Full Story

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Yesterday was Katie Day

March 19, 2015 14:16:30 Posted at March 19, 2015 14:16:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Remember when Katie Holmes was a ninja? How she left Tom Cruise without Tom Cruise knowing? Secret cell phones and lawyers undercover and a new security team, all in place well before she blindsided him: I’m leaving you. Then it was every day paps with Suri in New York, part protection and part promotion. Full Story

No Spring Break for Royals

March 18, 2015 17:13:58 Posted at March 18, 2015 17:13:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Samir Hussein/ WPA Pool/ Neil Mockford/ Alex Huckle/ Getty Images

It’s not Spring Break for everyone. And definitely not Princess Catherine who stepped out again today for a visit to the Brookhill Children’s Centre in Woolwich. She was just out yesterday for St Patrick’s Day. That’s at least 6 public appearances in the last two weeks. As I’ve been saying, they’re cramming it all in before she goes on maternity leave. Full Story

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